Lifeguard Dredd

Can relate...

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Anti-Rape Trick

Never felt so connected with a frog

been some time since the last bandwagon came along.

A man can dream.

When you're playing Mario Kart by yourself.

meanwhile, actual news is happening

Not this many...

Help the children.

When you accidentally kick your dog while trying to take a cool picture..

The Biggest Problem With Wonder Woman

Hanging in my cardiologist's exam room

Shout out to USA Today for having no idea where Colorado is on the map.

TIL I was a fifteen year old girl in a previous life

The confusion...

Only a roofer will truly appreciate this...

Two scorpions in my house ...I call it 'Cirque de Scorpion'

DLC comes with a grill!

I always thought it'd be more of a secret

Heroes get remembered but memes never die

I won't be satisfied until i see my cat in this

Dabson

The mirroring on this Die Hard DVD...

Why did OP cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.

You better.. not.. move!

Greatest milk moustache ever.

Someone had to have done it

Went to a Chinese buffet, got this for a "fortune"

So many choices!

Lesson learned- don't trust just any tourist to take your photo

Don't think the street painter spent enough time there.

It's not easy

4 numba 9s

Every time I upgrade my PC

I could enjoy that raft all day

when the story is better than the porn

Autism

Wow, sounds like my kinda party

covfefe dedolanbunked. your move FBI

Meow Meow

the smashening

Serves you right, you racist!

covfefe

the path less traveled

"I saw 20 rapes per second. It's an epidemic" (pro tip for rapists: be gender fluid)

When you lose your mom at the store..

nice video i can recommand it to all of you

Loading afro.... 20%

This was on a fortune cookie given to me at the pride parade

Recent ultrasound result looks good.

Suburban in my work parking garage

larger than your average lol

Presidential memes at all time high

Man.. i would do it for C

I saw something punny the other day

This is what happens when you forget your work badge at home.

covfefe

who is dankey kang

Maga

London Underground

Nice try, deadly poison.

Now that's a carpool lane

Just took a visit to china

Average Hdler

I would laugh if it was funny but no, it's not

My girlfriend sent this to me to cheer me up - Finding Emo.

Highschool in a nutshell

It's the simple things..

Surprised?

What's better then one boob?

Thank you fortune cookie

This kid is going places. Probably back to the orphanage...but places.

The True Mr. Murica!

Saw this at my local train station

Errors in the Cloning Process.....

What your fingerprints say about you.

Hard work at school vs. hard work at work

time for a breakup

This is so metal......

Jim (also known as TheMegaLOLer) gets tested after his confessions of liking traps

perfect

Shitposts Daily

Pour that sugar on me

This cold ones for the memes I never made

Found this at a local DQ

Flashed

1 upvote = 1 prayer = 1 karma

Spinning out of control

Twitter is in point today...

Last one... for now (don't take it seriously - the post and the title)

That's an interesting name for a barber shop

10/10 would eat

If you ever need a laugh during a bad day this is where you will find it.

(Dead meme)^3 = Alive Meme

Took my dog out for a walk today, but he eventually got tuckered out and promptly laid down on the ground! I had to carry him the rest of the way.

Not taking any chances

I want one too!

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to read the license plate