I just wanted my nails done........

This poster in a movie theatre.

:)) feeling comfortable

Chinese never fail to come up with innovative, original ideas.

I always felt safe in that shopping center

Been getting a lot of raised eyebrows from co-workers

There's Kickflip and Heelflip, Pop Shove It's, Hardflip's....

My brother graduated yesterday, here was his senior quote in his yearbook.

Be a good boy and stay. I'll be back in a few.

frodo wants to fast travel

2 years diet progress!

Just another day at the DMV

Not sure if Jonah Hill lost a lot of weight again, or if Shaq just makes him look really small

"shots fired"

Food isn't allowed in the living room, his tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system.

The floor is starvation

Something makes me think this isn't exactly what he would have wanted

I Always Just Used My Finger

Sunday night

ft.

This poor kid has no idea...

How fast can we reach the meta stage of this meme?

Trying to get my new son to hurry things up!!!

Quoth the server..."404"

110% oc

Stop Sine

Somebody didn't read the instructions.

Two gay dads

i ***ing HATE when bathrooms have this type of urinal... they blow piss everywhere and it's disgusting

When a girl thinks that her foundation covers the acne

This CAPTCHA when creating a wikipedia account

Hanson, 20 years after the release of their hit "MMMBop"

My nephew: "I need another donut."

Mexican restaurant advertising

Dating is tough, even for a fish

proven by Science™

First time I've ever cried with laughter over a photo on imgur

plis

Party store by my house is already done with your shit.

But retro is in

No matter what...

Love is painful lol

Shitposts Daily 17

Jesus, this show looks pretty intense.

Bath time

Later that night

A young man came to my door selling these for $5. I don't know anyone in my neighborhood who didn't buy one. This kid is going places.

A Christian Server bicth!!!!

why is this me all the time even after the joke dies down

2real4me

You've fulfilled your duty soldier, now rest

In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Give Me a kiss KITTY.

Young me holding a baby sheep for the first time

Bear tax.

You can deliver both hats and "3s". Take notes gabe.

Ricky Gervais trying to give money to charity

Probably not the most appropriate ad for the video

Just this bomb ass dick

During a Mid-Day Meal

Urban.

Parking Karma

Adam West as Batman doing what Batman does under pressure!

Look at the big tentacles on Brett

Dave Chappelle from "The Age of Spin"

Numba 1 question

When you don't know the answer to a question on your final but refuse to leave it blank.

RIP Adam West. This was his phone book listing in Ketchum, ID where he lived.

Anybody want a peanut?

The treaty between our two great species is now complete. The hug heard around the world.

WhiteBones sure knows to rave

Found this buried in my cloud.. I smiled

Whaddup, it's ya boy

This made me laugh out loud

My aunt made a knitted toy for my son. I added toothpicks.

All because Fraser wasn't in it

sh1tposting 101

Triggered

The cat is an a#*hole

And quite a story it is.

Gaben is a master at this game

Not Today

When your Grandma finds your vibrator and your Mom takes the picture. Lesson? Lock your apartment.

PSA from Franku

broken title

That's a huge wiener.

Have a seat

Turn back....It's a trap!!!!

*unzips*

If Harry's mom wouldn't have met James Potter.

The Art of Adapting.

Old habits.

WE DID IT GUYS!

poor doggo

R.I.P Adam West as Catman 2005

A couple in Atlanta threw a birthday party for this metal street plate.

Nice catch, keychain maker.

hat 2 best hat

Expert Village

Back in the day..