"Can you please stop kicking my seat..."

I saw this review while searching for a cheap car battery

My brother just graduated high school, so I made him a pretty accurate resume.

Number 1

Very rare, very valuable

Keep calm and meow loud so your owner knows you're at their feet

Struck gold in a charity shop in Blackpool

Anon goes bougie

Damn cnn needs to chill..

His memes will grow stronger. He has given us many laughs.

Insecurities

We do not have Wifi..

Vietnam Flashbacks

When the referee wants to get a better view

Sure don't wanna hurt no one

Moms are the best

Mailed a Package to my Buddy Alex. Additional $5.90 Requiring a Signature Upon Delivery? Yes. Yes Let's Do That Please

Hello bottle label, my old friend..

The new Street Fighter looks weird

The three little pigs have their father hanging on the wall.

Frustrating...

Elders react to...

Whenever I wash socks

Uncoincidentally..

Anon is at a cross road

I'm a kitchen manager at a local restaurant. This is how my cooks treat me when I order food...

Subscribe to Tana Dolan mongoose you peasants. Also you are not famous. Only katman can use HL.

Keeping the Asian stereotypes alive

Snow tracks.....

http://hugelol.com/lol/452183 meme magic

When you're chewing mint gum and you drink water

Porno Casting Team

I Dont Give A Damn!

ironic

New neighbours' car. I'm not sure we'll get along.

not title needed

You when you fight...

House M.D.

In case someone needs help taking their girlfriend out to eat

kill him now

So my dad's friend is a forester...

classic mistake haha

New design brings a new way to think

How to stop bullying

BEST Corrective Action Ever!

Good sign

Canadian Growth Chart....

I brushed my dog...

hey vsauce, *** here

Other people at a wine tasting vs. me

Great for concerts!

Hmm, I think I'll go the extra mile

Things I want to ride in Harry Potter...

Clever monkey.....

Now that's how you advertise

Best life hack

Happy Water Buffalo I Found

Wait quickly

Batman vs Wonder Woman

Hollowed be thy game

shadman

I reached into the box for the last can, but instead found only this note from one of my kids.

where there's a will...

Butt pirates?

Even if I can do it myself

i can has picture taken too?!

bamboozled

Always Sunny...

Small people hate him

Bees dont care

Qatar Hero

Found this while checking the tsa's website for what you can bring through security

Rick and Morty: life advice

I'm afraid Padme(ntos) will not approve

happens sometimes

prime

elaborate shitpost

old but kek

Lady didn't see the construction apparently

When you don't know if you have sufficient funds, and the card reader doesn't either

Hi Jeff!

If only we could know someone who wonderful

Good munchies

Best kind of wrestling uniform.

Kept on a short leash

Accurate Petting chart

Guess what

To the *** with the mustard packets...

Dogs love catching balls

Life is a funny thing.

when you want to hear classical music but are driving a car right now

Always check the fine print!

Last Christmas I..

what an appropriate name for a cemetery...

My mom started a pros and cons list for me about moving to Seattle.

I'm finally getting the hang of prepping meals.

Carpet is my favorite band

Best Radiohead song ever.

Whitewashing, nibba

Because 1st grade math smh