Instagram witness protection

Went to look up my high school song...

What's windows thinking about?

Start with the fewer species

So nice

Someone took an ad out in my local newspaper to apologize to someone who "beeped" at him

We need more supporters!

Lookth good to me!

This guy keeps ringing my doorbell!

If you can lift an apple, is that really an apple?

Antiquity problems

How the rest of the world sees the USA

I stared at these bathroom doors for 5 min before walking into the wrong one

if someone cries, help them out.

Post

My 10-year-old daughter was drawing a picture of an old lady, and accidentally drew Jeremy Clarkson instead.

he's called professor oak for a reason

The license plate on this tesla.

London Underground. Winning.

Purely coincidental

I'm ready honey!

gfj

Sheev

This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague

Hold on... is that Prison Mike?

Perfect time, perfect view

The new milk my mom bought tastes funny...

Where else?

My husband was bored at work

Get in loser, we're goin' paintballing.

Conference call bingo, anyone?

This sign actually boosted my confidence while eating. 9/10

Free autismo

They're putting earth sauce in the chemtrails

oh snap

X-Men: The Next Generation

BBarac

First Pictures of Elon's Hyperloop has been released

Mark Hamill Signed Cards

Oh BurgerKing!

Fook are you wearing?

RO is a prophet

Was mattress shopping on amazon when I found this review. Needless to say I ordered one.

Wish I was that popular

GIVEME5BAGS

You got it, dude

I had no idea you could buy this, I've been just using alcohol

It is not funny when you are next

This is for you, RO.

Your grandma was there all along

Du og jeg og vi 2 dunka I en tre sko

What did I ever do to you

This guy lives in 3017

Taco level jopost

Fatphobia is a real thing

Pony Sized Dog or Dog Sized Pony?

Where my treats at yooooo?

101% accurate!

8.9.10

Knowledge ain't power

What the....? Who uses red paint for a base color for a wood chipper?

I am dogsitting, it's going about like this...

Canadian Navy

This is a real nail salon in SF

Maybe repost? But still funny.

Where will you be, when the Taco Bell hits?

Chrome why do you do this?

Following directions

I would still call this buy a win.

When you're an engineer from the South.

The logical path

Anon is from a broken home

Introducing Therapy Sword™

What the western spies don't want you to know

The Thing

Sucker

Anon gym story

That's right

The next time the doctor keeps you waiting...

Training

RO called it.

Legend!!!

I didn't expect to find religion walking through the parking lot, but here we are

num 1

#Squadgoals

We all have to act now

My friend went solo on a summer trip with two other couples...

When I was 3 years old!

Cool pick up trick

Shit was going DOWN at my local fro-yo shop

That's a good wisdom.

My three year old finally beat her brother at Candy Land. He was not okay.

Still one of the best burns.

When you miss a week at the gym

Edgy

A guy gave me this after I let him go in front of me in the grocery line.

Trolling level: Master

Found this today at work

My friend didn't know what one of his cards meant, so he looked it up...

Horse Shelter.....