*femenine joke*

My favorite color is... Hitler.

pls save muney for mess cancer

That is not the answer!

Time for SNL to bring back another alum.

Clever Ad by Tabasco

This is still one of my favorites

She came from the future to toss my salad

Ya'll need Gisus

Or Batman in his Solo Movie

*** Rat screws with science

The security questions for the student loan website are a little out of touch.

Beautiful Lunar eclipse from our flat earth

The language of car horns

Missile Control tells it like it is

I bought my 1 year triplets a small inflatable pool. It received mixed reviews.

She decided she had enough time outside.

My favorite Siri answer of all time

The name of that hotel...

The best plates I've ever seen

thx <3

Just A Quick Shave Ya Know.

Been listening to a lot of Beatles this summer, thought this was hilarious

Anon is a trooper

How my brain works.

Aquaman gets revenge

everydaynormalmeme

When you can't spin away the pain :/

Show vagine babe

Never forget

This is how I'm going to eat pizza from now on

Incredible picture of a soul leaving the body

My dog got into a bag of green powder that was supposed to be used for a color run.

Saw this poster while at Six Flags

Simple geometry

This Wifi at Indira Gandhi International Airport

Have you heard the tragedy of ass eating ?

Hmmm, not sure.

Game of Thrones should have ended by now.

I swear I will update when I learn the story behind this...

I'm not an alcoholic but

Relatable

PvZ

not relatable

United States vs the Rest of the World

The body doesn't know ...

Honestly, same.

Ugh...... Every time

It's what bwings us togehew today

Why stop drinking when you can hide it?

Let the repost flow through you, young jedi. The reposts make you stronger

Me right now...rip

Speech 100

Cooking 101

Broken Dreams.....

"Behold! I have awakened to bring mankind death and madness!"

Does Siri watch Game of Thrones?

Less games every generation

If I ever were to apply to NASA, this is the rejection letter I would get.

I see your bountiful carrot harvest and offer my bountiful strawberry harvest for dessert!

Berenstein Bears

Them side jobs is where I make the real money.

Finish the meme for me.

Elf on the shelf

Table for 26 ...

My buddy visited Colorado and managed to bring me a little pot

A shitposting tribute

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Modern art at its finest!

My grandpa makes a custom label for air fresheners and sells them for 6$ a can.

My daughter is Steve Buscemi

Someone taped this over the urinal in the men's bathroom at my work...a silent hero is among us.

Got em good

Too soon?

And you think wireless headphones sounded impossible at first..

Mail call

Epic

This guy still stuck in 1890

Feelin' old yet?

you´ll never see it the same again!

She's overwhelmed

Give me your Chromosomes!

Smooth vol. 2

I'm getting pretty good at these super realistic 3D drawings

Real life image of Senior Tacos. Do not distribute.

Oh, Friday

Our local news posted this feed of their live city cam.

Leukemia

Neighbors don't always get along.

Handegg

Just a quick reminder of this beautiful man's existence

Saw this in Houston

Hello barkness my old friend...

Can I use this in my schoolwork?

Business Idea

My dad is colorblind and it never gets old

This might be the best fact I've ever learned

Introducing the 2018 Ford Bronco

Jesus approves

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