Microwave demands a sacrifice for its services.

respect

Thought the bus was full of women in niqabs until I put my glasses on.

pathetic

b o i

My Scandi mind is blown

My dad gave me a box of stuff from his teenage years. I wonder what sticker he removed from the outside...

WHITEBONES AFTER SEEING THE WEEKLY CHART

I got some mini pumpkins to pass out for Halloween.

I told my daughter to brush the cat. She didn't get it...

If you're not firth you're lath...

Hello religious police, i need you to molest someone

cannot live without them

:thinking:

the greatest bamboozle

ohno.jpg

Anyone else remember him?

Row, row, row your boat...

Perfection

K-5 is fine, but..

hugelol trying to ban me

teach me your ways oh great one

Old men

This sign at the same pizza restaurant

Have a nice poop :)

Their ancient secret uncovered

An actual photo of a kid playing at the park in Arizona summer

What a tryhard...

Damn it dave

Good to see Snoop Dog's morning delivery is on schedule

so much talent

boneless

No matter what they tell you, grammar IS important.

I just can't take my kid in public anymore.... dear god, help me.

Street art done right

Frank's A Dick

Leaked photo of the Chainsmokers production studio

These little things made Top Gear the greatest car show ever

Burger King says farewell

"Whats the time?" "Its a little past nein"

When it's The Mummy, you don't a need a good title.

Surprised no one has done this yet

✓

The U.S. military refusing to accept a transgender recruit.

Daddy T plz

Spotted outside a pub in London

***in mystery

I Photoshopped myself as Little Debbie, and have been putting stickers on actual boxes for a month... http://imgur.com/a/aw00C

He took a picture of his father in a live interview.

My mood today

My daughter didn't understand why I giggled

I don't know if this has been posted before, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

trump wants that straight inside job

you just got pranked!

He perfec :c

And yes I have a lot of free time

They grow up so fast

Pimp my slav

Box from my mother every time this

I need a restraining order

He must have an all terrain type vehicle?...

dad

This is the cute couple from Stranger things today. Feel old yet?

What about my human rights?

busted

Drawing blood

Coming this Christmas

If shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me

I have to protect it

Delish

I recall a time when there where over 5 users in hugelol

"This is why police cats aren't a thing..."

Someone with the strength of a man and a little baby

Last seen footage of Paul Walker

world destruction is one thing but this is where I draw the line

Asked for extra pepperoni. Pizza Hut got the memo.

That's how you pose in front of the leaning tower of Pisa.

Classic drake and josh

Today in Chile, a doll was found supervising the security

Nothing suspicious here..

Dory fell off the wagon, again

In Fremont, Earth

Credit downudder

Taste the emancipation!

Sunflower selfie

BEWARE OF DOG!!!

Don't be like Dave

I've seen this trick a thousand tim- Whaaaaa?

An ad for steaks in Dubai

My wife noticed this and said, "Somebody better call a physics professor."

That is accurate.

Who says transgender people aren't fit for the military?!

hacker

My dog looks like she was drawn by a Medieval monk who had never seen a dog before

another one

MAO

Lego Batman was a great movie for little hidden jokes like this.

if windows cant shitpost, i will

its hitler

This man must have had a heck of a childhood