No easy way out of this situation.

if i had a kidney for every existing gender

Every road you take.

Get that emotion outta here!

What is the British word for cigarette?

seriously doc

Customers kept trying to go into the room that was obviously under construction so the security guard put up a sign.

make westeros great again

How to get your friends banned

The Juice.....Not.

SUPERPOWER 2020

Savage

Cheerful shadow

Mr. Steal yo girl coming in fast

A Great Dinner

Chris Pratt gets pranked

When we reallise that HDL have a bigger userbase than us

"Okay, now give me a nice big smile!"

Spotted in my local Pizza Hut

Ok, let's try this one more time.

same

death to the empire

I bought a house today :)

Because everyone knows its harder to do tire rotations for 6 and 8 cylinder cars

Suspicious roof-fox is suspicious.

All that matters is that I find myself funny

Oh lord doggo

"Yes we accept cash or head scratches"

"Save some for me, K?"

This person did not like the trail...

This smoke shop's sign.

At a shop in Vegas.

The I Really ***ed Up This Time Boquet

are these still hot?

Reductress is a gift from the heavens

This is how my dog greets me at the door today.

If you can't park, stay home.

We all know it's true

At the hospital about to meet my son! Our midwife is awesome! Check the shirt!

Another reason to love local news

There's a peeping Tom in my neighborhood.

Taco Emergency?

That shit'll combust

“What are you doing?”

After several months together and painstaking calculations, I've made a discovery about my relationship.

I said to my wife, Korean air looks like the Pepsi symbol when all of a sudden

Need this

I'm Bored...

Freshman year vs Senior year

iWalker

Poor ***roaches

Pier Pressure

This liquor store sign in Durango, CO telling it like it is.

and on the fifth day god created man and it was big

Frasier deep burn

So, Two pigeons walk into a bar...

That sinking feeling

Oh sheeeet

My sister's best friend has a huge fear of spiders

DONT LET THE BABIES WIN!

Daddy, I don't want to eat my oyster...

My first purchase from eBay was late so I messaged the seller and things escalated pretty quickly...

Barbaric

Why is she winking

4chan is a nice place :3

American car, British driver

This sign.

This zoo gets it

Anon ascends to wizardhood in style

No ragrats

Beach yoga works better for some, than others.

Coming home day drunk to this look of disappointment

Dogtor

anon reverses the gender of maid dragon

Asda had these in number order.. i think suspicion order is better

Beat the Dad

No petting.. no spitting

Looks like I found my new favorite restaurant

I ate breakfast next to Danny Trejo last year, we chatted for a bit and he asked me why I was traveling and I told him my girlfriend had broken up with me his response

Dang it Karl

Anyone for a cuppa?

So my buddy and I got hammered last night and he awoke to this note from his fiancée...

next up windows vs linux

When you screw up but everything works out in the end

I think our photo explains it all

Sounds about right lol

On second thought, lets not park here. Tis a silly place.

How to shoot photos properly

Forgot to tick the discreet packaging box.

Meanwhile in Uganda

Welcome to Britain

cut vs bandaid

New words

I asked Alexa to remind me about the septic

Oblivion

Meesa break you!

Flashdance

Pulled up behind this car at the lights. Now it's stuck in my head...

Rule 1: Be Good Looking

It's official. God has left.