Quick call 99--- shit!

How to "make money" as a canadian.

Meanwhile in England.

What changed?

Just moved into a new house yesterday. Pretty sure my roommate isn't a fan of the basement setup.

All in One Parent

And that's how it was in the old days.

That works too

Exactly how I remember my town. Thanks, Google

Ambitious AND realistic. This kid is going places.

When you don't check the drawings on things you buy

This wont end well....

I made the mistake of buying a "romantic" cabin poetry set for our refrigerator.

Today on feminism and equality

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Day 1of first job and my company gave me this laptop. Wish me luck.

Back to the mothership!

Damn

I drive by faith

Sometimes you dont need motivation to succeed

TIL Satan is a balloon

The 60s are back!

they can smell drop of gold in water from 872356 miles

"Smile kids"

one more try

Unicorns and leprechauns

Benisophy

How to talk to short people

the guardians to the gates of hell

WORD FROM THE WISE

Meanwhile in the center of town

4 hours building a dog house and he does this

Something about pumped up kicks?

Angry Ramsay is best Ramsay

Err how can I put this nicely?

discrimination like this.......

No Better Placement Than That

Finally a place I want to work at

Finally! I can stop selecting 'other' when asked about my sexuality!

Well played, Banksy

I shouldn't have licked it...

Honestly same

Pepsi and coca cola

I guess her parents never told her...

He's not even remotely sorry

Before and After: 12 years

LGBTD

StarBody

Don't ever snatch a Drag Queen's wig!

The threat is real..

When I introduce one of my friends to a TV show I am obsessed with

This kid really loves body paint !!

I found this while researching ant farms. 277 people found this review helpful, so do I!

The War is over

Simple

Germanon is a wagie

This really is what they should be selling.

Found a framed picture of screaming Russell Crowe in an Amish antique store

Dukes

Oh baby a triple!

Raise the Youth

In no shit news of the day

Mhmmm tasty!

On Facebook VS in Person

Is the secret plastic surgery?

My favorite photo from our trip to the animal shelter

People still wear saggy pants

not in Kansas anymore

Neighbor says your dog is scary and needs a muzzle? Not a problem.

Armed cop being beaten by an unarmed black man, another cop just watches.

because it is rick

Think my daughter found her baby monitor..

There's an imposter among us

Now if my girlfriend figures out how to get rid of a spider I will be completely redundant :(

Legal conditions of an astronomy app

The Three Wise Men Brought Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrhuana

My friends cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money

@niBBas whom'st watch anime

Jabba's the only one not to get any

When Sun hates you

When your catch, catches what you were trying to catch, while being caught.

Pls halp! Dunno how I got here

I've been vegan for one week now. Is this normal?

For your colon

Strong People Don't Put Others Down

birth of hugeloler

:thinking:

Every time I watch "Airplane" I catch a joke I never got. Today, I realized why this guy's name is Otto.

There must be an easier way to inflate a balloon

When you tell your dad you want a golden retriever for your birthday and he gets you this...

Jerry Seinfeld in front of a mural of himself rejecting Kesha's hug

Sometime soon, parents wont even been needed

Solid strategy

Just a small change of plans

I'm so hungover

Naked Waitresses Flirt With You

Kids today will never know the struggle we went through to find porn back in the day.

Millennials

So it all started with Ross.

Eastern Michigan University's football team press photos all look like they are masturbating