Since my wife got a new car, I thought I'd splurge too and upgrade mine to the CLI edition.

ATM security level: Grandma

This really made my wife and I laugh for some reason...

Enjoy the dinner with us

Tada!

Being left handed is a special kind of torture

Anti-theft equipment for the US market.

How to Pronounce "Gif"

God

Flour Storage

It must have been a moist mixtapes

Serious inquires only

On the topic of face swaps...

Eclipse viewer

"How did you even get to be Captain?"

Statements that are clearly untrue...

Found this... One hell of a celebration

Whooooo let the dogs out.

Someone vandalized a railroad crossing down the road from my house.

Everytime I grab my newspaper

My coolness levels peaked in the 90s.

A real redneck

This cameraman making use of the man in the background

Guess he got tired of running.

Shop closes for a pox eclipse

An unknown Australian soldier's cigarette lighter during the Vietnam War

Anon should be shot on sight

Keep attacking the statues, see what happens!!

Have you ever seen anything like this?

"Fast" is a relative term.

I don't want another Man of Culture-tier shit memes here

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How T-shirts are designed

What happens when I tell people I'm colourblind.

There is no wifi on the ferry in Iceland.

When your food fights back

August 22nd, everybody gonna be like...

F u r r i e s

When you can't sleep everything becomes funny

No baby on board.

The Clitoris

Is this template old enough to count as nostalgic?

Children must always be first.

There's a mural in my town that I swear is an old man exposing himself to some ladies.

When you can't line it up.

Woke Up

I always respect women

Googly eyes really makes character expressions better

The very rare Round Tuit

We’re we doing license plates

Are you ok son?

<:o

Crushed it.

You have my business

Pose of the year

Girlfriend wanted me shave hope she still likes me

Amazing Customer Service from Cheggs

We're not allowed to charge our gadgets at school. My classmate thinks he's clever.

Work is passing out eclipse kits

My best friend. don't touche it

I know she loves me

Today was ranch day at the high school.

Custom jerseys done right

No sleeping allowed!!

My friend deepthroating a coke bottle in public

Always cite your sources

Figs

saw this on the car infront of us...

Had to tug a bit, but I found the skimmer!

Cat thief

researchers found out distorted screenhot memes get more upvotes than just screenshot memes

Am a teacher. A cat got into our building today...

I didn't know horror stories could come in two sentences.

Bionicles ain't done anything racist

Tell Cersei it was meow

Let's have a little barbecue son

When Life Isn't Fair

emoji movie is good

Dedication

facts.

This seems like a waste of money.

Show your client this picture the next time they ask for a discount.

This sleeping bag fits juuuust right!

My dad just sent me this pic of our dog. The neighbors texted him in the middle of the day, "Your dog is on the roof..."

these companies test on animal's

I promise to disappoint you. Like how I disappointed my parents.

In appreciation of all police officers making the world safer!

My awesome birthday card.

Concert signs.

Can a person be your spirit animal?

And if so, do they treat her well?

It's not weird, it's dank

Sir Davos on recruitment drive

The picture NASA doesn't want you to see.

Warming Up My Butt

Break-dancing exit strategy

Improvement

The war rages on...