Mating Ritual

Jogger finally gets ass.

It was a fun ride, but the Doctor is coming. Good bye.

"Take the accordion!"

Sorry sir, what was your name again?

These two local doctors. Two these doctors local.

These Amazon sellers will do anything for a 5 star review...

How else will people know he's Spock?

Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.

Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!

Look at that ;P

Financial Freedom

uhm, I was looking at traps by accident

There is no space flat earth confirmed

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Um......crap

Using the bathroom and noticed this guy staring at me. I don't even own a cat...

Roommate thinks he is required to have a shower rod in the middle of his bath. We sent him a fake email from our apartment complex that he has to keep it there for a couple of weeks.

Baskin Robbins knows how to play on my vanity.

This has to stop!

Wait a Minute Rocko worked where?

Take a step back Bill

How many Hands

krabs prob nuttin in her too

seinfeldthemesong.wav

Cure

their back

The face of my boy when he realized I bought a MUCH bigger nerf gun for today's nerf battle. He still won tho

I don't even live near water

Expert Installation only $73.89 - what a bargain!

Truth from George R. R. Martin

I'm not normally good at this DIY stuff, but this one came out just like the one on the box!

Cards Against Humanity isn't for everyone.

Tormund and Brienne's love child

They're Stupid Delicious

noice

10 year old brother has been saving up for months to buy new sneakers. He's a size 4. They came yesterday in a toddlers size 4. I thought it was funny

The chair

Father

brokeback auschwitz

if you stare at this dot for 10 seconds your brain will spasm and get confused as the dot appears to be red

Appropriately phrased

pow, right in the kisser

What is this!?

Age check.

This treadmill was giving me some good advice while working out today

Easy to misread sign

The New Element

god stuff

A good tent to pitch

Summer day cycles

What a crash

Advice for Tacos: The one should not keep you from doing the other

The burbs have never been the same...

"Pickles..."

How To: Discrete Package

Who loves to learn?

My substitute teacher looks like a cross of Wolverine and The Penguin.

The future isn't what it used to be

You gotta fight for your right to ........

Life of Pi: Chinese Edition

If anyone was curious about the instructions on a rocket launcher

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Fancy Feast

Always wash your hands!

How to Make a Blockbuster Movie Trailer

Sneak lvl 100

This is hilar

Oh! A snack tray

always works

They really thought this one through

This train's name sounds like an 12 year old's Xbox gamertag

No such thing as Dead Memes, just Dead Dreams

Looks like WhiteBones girl

1000th post - Relatable

When she is mad at you vs When you are mad at her

My buddy's two cars...

Gordon Ramsay's Son.

Proud "Virgin"

$15 per tube per hour.. That's silly. But rest of advise is great.

Are those aftermaket rims or chrome extensions?

The 5 stages of butter

More saving, more doing!

My Cat loves modelling.. She gives great poses

Cheers to this mate who drank so much that he forgot his gf was in his shoulders during brazilian carnival.

Fat Guys..The Perfect Lovers

2017 Winners of Gamelympics

Was checking up on my 12 year old son's search history. Nothing to worry about here.

The kind of funny we all hope to be someday...

Can't blame a guy for trying.

hey pal

2020: kanye was elected because we would have the thiccest first lady ever

let bigots be bigots

Eventuell, Vielleicht, Kann schon sein

emotional rollercoaster

Haven't seen enough shitposts these days

This really churns my cream

transracial

This girl's "heart-shaped" cutting board

My sister married that man behind us. It's his birthday today and I hope he only grows older and not up.

Lust