Meanwhile in Houston

Follow me, guys, I got this.

Joel Osteen looking at all the Hurricane Harvey evacuees

Choose your fighter

Bamzooker

Yeah, this totally was not made in China

Wow I sure hope I don't get banned

When you tell a Hungarian a hungry joke

Wormhole

This is how Rufus sleeps now since he tore out the bottom of his bed.

I think Portland is becoming the next Florida

In Bacon I trust

When taking a sh!t has never been more uncomfortable...

Never be ashamed for your love of tuna

Make it double

I bet he wanted bobs and vigena pics

*** obamacare

Ending this meme - 2

i want to be a stock photo model when i grow up

How to trick an idiot.

Young Man there is no need to feel down, except were going to hell for this one

Dammit Stein

How hard did this paper boy throw this newspaper?

Googled Joel Osteen to see if he was still refusing to shelter people; was not disappointed in the wiki summary

Some banter between two restaurants in my town

American consumerism.

two memes for the price of one

Ordering beer

Sperm Bank ... Donation ....

Clear

we all know who won

Always check the bottom of your mugs

No service! Also...

My sister took our cat for a walk outside for the first time in her life. I don't think she was a fan

Rick and Morty

i wish my dad was adopted as well

Like you...

S'wheat Jesus!

Well it ain't gonna suck itself

The cut out Gamestop threw away damn near gave me a Shaq attack.

Not a fan of the new candy machine at work. 0/10, it tastes terrible

When my grandfather passed, I found a stack of these in his nightstand

Only in Alabama

M A U R I C E

Wendy's Frosty Machine

She is gonna be mad tommorow.

John Snow or Jesus?

Has science gone too far?

When having a small penis pays off.

Someone's getting fired

Every time I get a new computer

Someone's horse escaped in Houston and wanted to go for a swim.

Dope or Pedo?

Single life has advantages!

hue

Utah Macy's knows how to cater to their market.

Going to the gym be like

Please help

Mister Aaaaanderson.

R O T A T I O N

If Lays Made Beer

*** YOU KANYE

Viral content

I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

Steve Harvey everyone

First day of 6th grade

GoT Russian Edition

Where's the problem

No lies now, caught you red-mouthed

Hero on patrol

Get some and apply them as needed...

A picture says a 1000 words.

Runs on what?

Yes, dude... Life is hard

When your boss knows you too well

World Exclusive first look at new King of the Hill reboot!

SO was away for a few days. Photoshopped & sent her this picture of our Daughter, just so she knows everything is going well.

I've a joke for you

ai want to gamble again

Like something off Key and Peele

maywearer is a doer in box

His other car...

Cash or credit?

First day of school as a kid

browsing hugelol

I don't understand fashion

true

South park getting it right

Best cat ever

stop showing hugelol to your normie friends

Hopefully my wife turns into a beautiful butterfly finally..

Don't *** with the IT guy who hasn't seen the finale of GOT

Old

Thats what I call profit

***, do I go in for the autograph?

twisted plot

Cat recognises his owner in a video chat

Hotel?

What makes men and cats smile?

Words are funny that way.