My dating life in a different nutshell...

You can never beat those robots

I love my fellow Floridians.

"Traps aren't gay"

Relatable

My dog is very popular among street cats

How villains are born

Want serious answers people

I was asking myself why the hell this guy is staring at me all the time.

My friend's baby looks like he just got done working out

This beer has the best label I've ever seen.

Just so everyone is aware

(:F)

please just do it now

Google - Now hiring, no need to apply

Break line of sight...

wat was it before

Last night is a blur....

It's gonna be a big one boys!

i have 30 years of surpressed autism

Looks like hurricanes have now become sentient and self aware

Pathetic

Peasants

Fagguette

rawr XD

soon

Tony Squawk

Don't forget snow...

A necessity for camping

My dating life in a nutshell...

The elevator I was in broke down. I looked in the emergency phone box because I had no signal and this is all there was.

I don't think that's the best idea

The scene before escaping Irmalrog

What's the forecast in ft. Lauderdale Ollie?

Yup. This happened.

No one really knows

The real danger area

My Girlfriend thought she was funny....

How traffic happens

How Jesus walked on the water

Respecting woman is number 1 priority!!!!

thank you japan

magic trick in the comments

There is really an "I" in TEAM

Someone prepping for Irma strapped the entire house down.

Not sure if looking for sex, or actual nightstand

*Closed

Shout out to Taco Bell for holding it together during Irma

This cat makes me laugh.

Eminem meets Lady Gaga.

My buddy is pretty excited about tonight.

Walmart has really upped their camo quality.

Woah

We have a huge chance

Stupid drunk uber trip

My childhood ride replicated, blasting down a motorway.

So I asked my dad if he was going Hurricane shopping...

Neighbors went to see "It." It will be dark when they see this.

Population control

There is literally a UPS guy working out in full uniform right at my gym! Watched him deliver a package and then started lifting.

A co-workers coffee cup

How Ted Mosby tells a story

Solid marketing advice

Link needs his sword

Man's best manager

Local bar's breathalyzer replacement

Mad Max: Jersey Road

When you're evacuating Miami and you can only take what's most important to you.

Lol, bye.

Just keep playing

oh so thats why she lost

L'Otters

Looks like my wife made toast while I was at work.

Damn Africa

Computers can smell fear

Why there's nothing to worry about North Korea threats.

When filming the hurricane, please remember:

Damn girl, are you sitting on an F5 key?

Can you read?

Saw this in a restaurant in Gatlinburg.

The prince that was promised

take a seat

Wonder when he realized

Irmagerd, please.....

Choo Choo! It's Pickle Rick

They almost had it...

howdy.

Home Alone review

I finally was able to buy a car with anti-theft installed!

im curious

Oh Florida

I know the pieces fit cause I watched them fall away...

My Dogs Reaction

What would Gisus do

Apple vs. Qualcomm

Neighborhood... what?

I'm going to Disney!!

last one

Outsourced

how esoteric can it get