Lazy Genius
Not all Presidents cared if you took a knee
My dog "worked" at Lowes with me for a day
/tv/ is a child
Just give me one Episode
Doctor's advice
Not Pockets
the sky is the limit
Take a nap, anytime... anywhere!
I bet you are..
Pure evil..
Passive aggressive gas pump will give you your goddamn receipt.
Luck be in the air tonight
The wrong Harry
This was in my dentist's waiting room.
Designated crying area in my university's testing center
Make grass legal
i found a place wher trumps hair grow
tap tap boom
Please do not tap on the glass...
I picked my dog up from the groomers and my cat isn't too pleased I brought her back
Bad to the bone!
How to Unholy Abomination
EXERCISE, NEVER BEEN EASIER,....
I don't remember seeing this Ladybird book ...
It's not stupid if it works!
Random tweet
Girlfriend and I finally got the shot of our dreams
When you let your teenage daughter order the pizza.
Someone let an AI choose the colors and names for paints. Don't do that.
hawt
"Could I just try a little sample?"
My elderly resident couldn't remember where she put her tv remote, here's where I found it
We went swimming with the dolphins. My wife was terrified. I loved it. Here was her birthday present
These radiation vests for female astronauts are mildly-topographical.
No, you hang up.
Potty trained
Russian dove
What's that you're looking at?
A comment on an online pizza order
Dammit Schrodinger
They've been hiding out together this entire time?
Ｂ Ｅ Ｐ Ｅ Ｓ
Please don't confuse the two...
Is it sir?
The private bathroom stall at our local bar
Surprise attack
Prayers Answered
Took me a second
Anon messed up
haha yes
Waiting for my Physiotherapist and thus caught my attention
You get what you do
Black Translator
Was getting ready to pay for my groceries when I saw this...
Title
smooth af
Not on my watch young boi
F-Funny
You are never safe
Nice to see you again, Freddie!
Rocking dat ass.
Bruh...
The rural urban basic ***es
average loli viewer
Just act like it never happened.
Every Craigslist buyer ever
I've been training all my life for this.
A E S T H E T I C
When you find out what paper's made out of
omae wa mou shindeiru?
Real talk... Tom Cruise kind of looks like Dern from Jurassic Park
I've never had a club photo that's captured me quite so accurately.
When you ask who the good boy is.
You know your Kroger is in the 'hood when...
Karmadillo
Strive for excellence
Ruins of an ancient civilization
I'm traveling with a friend. Our hostel room has an interesting "feature"
anon orders titanic
Some great proof reading in my local newspaper.
O Johnny, you rascal
Entrepreneurs selling hot dogs in front of a Ban Meat at Berkeley stand
Salvation for dummies
Some people should never have been given photo software
This restaurant gets it
I won't do what you tell me
parting gift, wish you all the best
Now they tell me, I've been putting it under my pillow for years.
This guy knows exactly what he wants.
Such mom, much spagheti
Advertisement is dark as hell
It's that time of the year, folks!
Who's up for a movie marathon?
The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my city.
My daughter working on her De Niro impression.
Hey look, I found where you were born
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When you graduated but cheated on every exam
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