My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked "What puffy shirt?" before she left for work.

woke

What a handsome young man

So in today’s news...

cushion on the right slightly discoloured

Two different restaurants. No affiliation. Located just up ahead.

haha memes are funny^^

Equality Achieved

W I N C E S T

careless whisper

Passive aggressive work fridge theft at its best.

Double evidence

**Welcome to the Black Hole of Retirement.**

So to speak

respect woman

freshly stolen

good advice

A mostly Polish related WWII meme

Sorry ladies, you're going to have to wait.

In my defense, he isn't that good yet.

Wife told him to go rock the baby

Santa looking like hes gonna risk it all

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

Very on-brand license plate

Don’t low ball me guys, I know what I have!

Making Star Wars a little less dark

The longer a cop is behind you

Trans? You need to be more specific.

The Future of Shirts

She won't go near the peanut butter

Inevitable reaction

Got solidly propositioned by my car on the way into work today

I know what hes gonna be when he grows up

Top 10 saddest anime deaths

Pasta meta

After recent developments...

pain

She/he's a trap

ｍｅｔａ

Just carrots taking a bath...

How's your dating life?

LOL :D

Have you ever heard of ARSE?

Daughter got in trouble and can't use her phone except to call or text me. I felt she needed a reminder of the rule...

I'd Like to See North Korea try and get passed our higly trained Army

Women are finally driving in Saudi

Darude Shaq

Neighbours

Anon is over 9000

Dotard

The newspaper once printed Farside and Dennis and switched their captions

;-;

My sister got to decide the CVS sign today

Rapture Survivor Card

Anime is cancer

A photographer took pictures of people before and after calling them beautiful

dogg

Sup Dude!?!

My favorite part of spring

Savage Kitty

War itself never changes, but it changes everyone

My sister's siamese cats derping while trying new treats.

A Fat boi

Totaled.

Wait a sec

Mix Tape in comments

I recognize that couch from somewhere...

THOT_BANISHER_OF_THREE has joined the lobby...

dialogue

Have you tried getting a kitten?

Old people are great

pleas pet dog

woke

Technology is for everyone

Finally an establishment that recognizes the real issue

Tech Addic

The Comforts of Home

My sister got to decide the CVS billboard today

Bamboozled

One of my coworkers is getting his citizenship today, so we left him a surprise for when he gets back.

Yeah me too actually ...

Before electric eels

Local NAPA store turning misfortune into marketing.

Neighbourhood watch

lessons

Gonna request a refund.

If you're feeling bad about yourself today, remember that my mom left the house wearing 2 different shoes, both the right foot.

fam

Dog Interview

bang

DIO

All Star but it's played on a thicc cat

Camping is fun!

Improv's finest

zucced

No swearing

Dude is having the time of his life

Not Kinky Enough

Glad to know there’s a guide

monkey^2