>be me >an intellectual

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better

kinda spoopy

I'm unimpressed... also, you're too close

And probably a carnivore too, while we're at it

I Guess I Wasn't Alone

Can confirm it works

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

doot doot

This Han Solo keychain is an abomination

What a beautiful day

Most accurate diagnostic ever.

"You can help by expanding it"

Ironic

This building is like someone was making it up on the fly

Keep your friends close...... but your enemies closer.

Coloring with my Sons

You on Instagram VS You in Reality

Some passive aggressive gender equality.

Hey youuuuu guys, I am at the Chiefs game!

Did Dove just call me fat?

Gandalf and Balrog were friends all along.

A science humor minute

Bear Attacks

not meta

Found a skinny Weight Watchers nestled in between a Trader Joe’s and a Tuesday Morning.

Saw this in an ice cream shop

Point of views

Ashamed to admit it was my first thought

I love Peatuns

is dis dissociative identity disorder?

Impressive

I might be burning bones in a volcano but I still read the news

Red flag

September 30th, 11:59:58 pm

My wife bought toilet paper for the first time...one ply...I live with a monster...

This panda looks like a cats butt.

When nightmares become reality

He is clearly to conductor of his own ride, how rude of that human.

Me: Can I really make anti memes about myself :thinking:| Also Me:

You don't understand mom, I'm too smart

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts

I'll shoot these off before the vegas meme begin popping off.

Hey United Airlines,

The old times XD

Ravelord neat-o!

Pumpkin grown inside a mold

Attempt 12629 of the genocide route

Ghetto prosthetic arm

I'm sure this isn't the last time I'll get to post this.

No skelly but still sp00ky

Repost of the century, but relevant.

huh... $43 M...

What can I say but you're welcome

He lives on in our hearts

Lost Wormhole

I gave this deer a piece of bread and I think it made his day.

He was the hero we deserved... rest in peace.

Three easy ways to stay awake

1-star Review

This is beneath us

my mate raps on the toilet at work. today he found this

Sums it nicely

"Hey Sarg, it won't fit!"

Seems about right nowadays.

When your USB doesn't work, so you open it up and see a cut USB Cable

I think everybody needs this sign at their work!

This could be a pretty good art project.

Eating sushi with my best friend when we saw this in the restaurant......I couldn’t stop laughing

Teenager sues his parents

Spotted at the Renaissance Fair

Grinch's special recipe for chocolate strawberries.

The only therapy I need

Was Googling pictures of Catalonia when I spotted this camouflaged Spaniard spy.

c l u n c k

Women's bathroom sign in Vietnam

I not a pumpkin but relatable.

Literal Translations of Dutch Words

skeletons can drift too

Hugh Hefner's lesser known legacy.

This has been my whole life......

This rock looks like a good place to park.

boi it's cummin'

Helped a friend move into his new house. Previous owner installed the blinds on the wrong side of the door...

3 lines of text worth a thousand words

Bird Grylls

So this is patriotism

Who will kill you first human? The skeletons outside, or the skeleton within?

Strangling Laptop

Work: A Short Story

the egg

This mug was given to me by my grandmother, she owned it for 30 years.

Bus stop review.

This is why subs before dubs

Someone hates helping with laundry

Talk shit, get hit

I aspire to reach this level of relaxation

The difference between intelligence and wisdom

I'd like to solve the puzzle!

Be sure to use a condominium