The left door perfectly describes the right door’s condition.

My boyfriend puts magnets on the back of twisted tea lids. I had fun while he was at work today.

We all bork down here

Beard oil ads be like

Wanted to make the goofiest looking pumpkin I could. I think I did alright

The Boston Tickle Party

Five Seconds

There’s no better way to go out

a new era begins

WISE DOggo

This made my Monday morning commute a little more tolerable.

Stall Humor, level: University

Ogre-load

Everyone needs to unwind somehow...

Don't Tell Bert

You gotta be the hero

Indeed, Soviet wall sign.

Sponsored by the International Plumbing Association.

Left the packet open and come back to this gecko inside chilling with a marshmallow

yes

The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness...

T H I C C

Enuff is enuff - we've had it!

My Very religious friends asked me to check on their 18y/o son while they were away. I sent them this picture of their house...

When you ask your friends what they think of your jacket...

when you're depressed but not depressed enough to kill yourself

This is an actual room number..

The 5 stages of Gondola

TMNT the original

mission complete! respect +

Don't knock it till you try it...

eat ass

when i introduce me and my german friends

Jond, Bames Jond

Sir Patrick Stewart

I just got a normal fortune cookie, but I did not expect that.

Life is though

Ranch day!! Yum...

man’s best friend

My friend is a math teacher but works at the haunted forest on the weekends. Here she is grading 150 tests in the best way possible.

Ah, the sweet (de)evolution

Kind of relatable.

The way this center candle melted....

it's not just Ahmed..

Goof looking

It’s rover raggy

Yesterday my little sister said she was going to make a walking stick, I assumed she meant one for helping you walk, but today I found this on the front porch

Sauce : Fallout new vegas

I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine.

When food is more important than the law.

Dark comedy is the best comedy

What you see VS what she sees

I love calvin and hobbes

Told my 3 and 4 yr olds to put the toilet paper under the sink... must be more specific next time

This father at the birth of his first child

A restaurant in Maine gets it.

Over here sarge

There’s an XKCD for everything... even in Econ books.

When you can afford the finer things, but not the delivery fee

Half-baked

I got surprise roasted on the road today.

My husband tried to buy carpet without me last week...

Failure

everyday I first go online:

I feel lucky to be alive.

You want sum of dat kush mah boi ?

Only Trump coke here

Who lives in a pineapple

It's important that the silly ones among us sometimes get their way

My three dads?

You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By...

Happened to all of us at some point in life

13 Year Old Goes All-Out Carving the Family Jack-o'-lantern

Good point

(low quality) OC

Got a misfortune cookie the other day. I don’t know what I expected...

smh

It's time to stop.. or is it ?

Good Deeds...

nigerundayo smokey

My Love is Like A Candle

Relatable

Spooky scary skeleton will steal your traffic cone

Spooky

Healthy

I think it's Lisa from the Simpson

Hershey's KISS

That's insane

This guys shirt this morning in traffic.

Dreams really do come true

Best way to warm up your cold feet

The Aussie robber

There are 3 types of girls on Halloween

Got chewed out by my mom because I'm a pot head and she found my "pipe"

Spongebob executes order 66

Wish I was cooler

6/10 highly recommended.

My job here is done

"Unidentified source"

No biggie