I love calvin and hobbes

Told my 3 and 4 yr olds to put the toilet paper under the sink... must be more specific next time

This father at the birth of his first child

A restaurant in Maine gets it.

Over here sarge

There’s an XKCD for everything... even in Econ books.

When you can afford the finer things, but not the delivery fee

Half-baked

I got surprise roasted on the road today.

My husband tried to buy carpet without me last week...

Failure

everyday I first go online:

I feel lucky to be alive.

You want sum of dat kush mah boi ?

Only Trump coke here

Who lives in a pineapple

It's important that the silly ones among us sometimes get their way

My three dads?

You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By...

Happened to all of us at some point in life

13 Year Old Goes All-Out Carving the Family Jack-o'-lantern

Good point

(low quality) OC

Got a misfortune cookie the other day. I don’t know what I expected...

smh

It's time to stop.. or is it ?

Good Deeds...

nigerundayo smokey

My Love is Like A Candle

Relatable

Spooky scary skeleton will steal your traffic cone

Spooky

Healthy

I think it's Lisa from the Simpson

Hershey's KISS

That's insane

This guys shirt this morning in traffic.

Dreams really do come true

Best way to warm up your cold feet

The Aussie robber

There are 3 types of girls on Halloween

Got chewed out by my mom because I'm a pot head and she found my "pipe"

Spongebob executes order 66

Wish I was cooler

6/10 highly recommended.

My job here is done

"Unidentified source"

No biggie

Terry pls

God's jazz is his pizzaz

be honest

My girlfriend never ate cereal before coming to the US

This makes me sick

TF2 please.

Felt like this when moving house.

Anon, why...

How I look when someone asks me to do something after just waking up

Introducing: Super Cholo, Catain Mexico & Vato Man

Drugs are bad mkay

Sauce : 9g@g

Ancient Chinese Secret.

Drop it

Earth is kinda flat

Relatable

She called and said she was dying for me to get home. I was too late..

When the family is away I can pretend to be a bachelor again... the good ole days

Will we ever know where it is?

Covfefe day?

Thicc

Nibba

This how lady wins every argument

Haha

These washing instructions

My cousins idea of #relationshipgoals

Buddy sent me one of those cool kid stickers

I never thought I'd have one of these abominations in my house until now.

Ficked

That's where it comes from

If drill sargeants did other jobs.

These monks found it

Vacation Planning

Mother to be was put on bed rest and couldn’t attend a baby shower so her husband filled in for her

son hit his father. so funny

We have cars too

I’ve never felt so betrayed!

Someone told how good I was at painting and my fortune cooking can’t let me have anything.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've been there, Thomas...

Don’t let your dog be in the same room as your robot vacuum unsupervised

I love this time of year.

Buy it

Haunted houses are scarier for some more than others

Woman are gay

Now, build the mountain

My cousin just posted his Halloween costume.

My cat is not what you would call the smartest of cats...

Scrolling through a website that shows you recipes based on what's in your fridge when this pops up

so you wanna disrespect anime?

Missed me?

Spoderman