She called and said she was dying for me to get home. I was too late..

When the family is away I can pretend to be a bachelor again... the good ole days

Will we ever know where it is?

Covfefe day?

Thicc

Nibba

This how lady wins every argument

Haha

These washing instructions

My cousins idea of #relationshipgoals

Buddy sent me one of those cool kid stickers

I never thought I'd have one of these abominations in my house until now.

Ficked

That's where it comes from

If drill sargeants did other jobs.

These monks found it

Vacation Planning

Mother to be was put on bed rest and couldn’t attend a baby shower so her husband filled in for her

son hit his father. so funny

We have cars too

I’ve never felt so betrayed!

Someone told how good I was at painting and my fortune cooking can’t let me have anything.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've been there, Thomas...

Don’t let your dog be in the same room as your robot vacuum unsupervised

I love this time of year.

Buy it

Haunted houses are scarier for some more than others

Woman are gay

Now, build the mountain

My cousin just posted his Halloween costume.

My cat is not what you would call the smartest of cats...

Scrolling through a website that shows you recipes based on what's in your fridge when this pops up

so you wanna disrespect anime?

Missed me?

Spoderman

We got our cat a new scratch post. Something tells me he's happy with it.

Hot

Hey humaaan, I'm from Australia

JFK files when released

Bill ain't never lied

Zero ***s were given that day

SaNDy

When my laptop asks for administrative privileges

Cocaine

Jump

If it bleeds... We can kill it.

My son did not enjoy this book. 0/10. Do not recommend.

How to tell when you're a real professional

Hii

Lamp

Sign at the register of a local restaurant

Time management!

Phat

This homeless man's sign

Hahah got em

Jewish meme

My brother’s birthday present to his friend

God bless whoever thought of this!

Or a Uber, your choice

Someone left this at my store

Spooky

When you're on the last roll of toilet paper and every wipe counts

Music class gets steamy

Rick and morty lololol

The name of this laundromat in SF

Dog 1 - 0 Science

Amazon Keyboard

The 5 elements

Bang

Afraid of needles

I prefer windows

Everyday all day

Pranked

A hundred years later mankind are still the same

Conflict in Literature

What it feels like to sit in the front row at the movies

Is this a date?

Date guys with beards

I'll give you $500 !

And her shirt is still too small

My brother recently bought a van and found this inside it.

Tea is Dangerous

iSmart's logo really thew me for a second.

>Tfw no life

Classic Sean Lock

ass ♫ tiddies ♫ ass & tiddies ♫

Need Jesus to come

A doot youngling

Robot tells the truth

cheap knock offs

Polish Gotye

Bart

Top ten greatest anime battles

Damn cursive

Found this at the printer in my classroom.

Such realistic paint!

Gotta love Calvin and Hobbs

I kicked my little sister out of my room. 5 minutes later she slipped this under my door.

Roughest sport I ever played!