Bill ain't never lied

Zero ***s were given that day

SaNDy

When my laptop asks for administrative privileges

Cocaine

Jump

If it bleeds... We can kill it.

My son did not enjoy this book. 0/10. Do not recommend.

How to tell when you're a real professional

Hii

Lamp

Sign at the register of a local restaurant

Time management!

Phat

This homeless man's sign

Hahah got em

Jewish meme

My brother’s birthday present to his friend

God bless whoever thought of this!

Or a Uber, your choice

Someone left this at my store

Spooky

When you're on the last roll of toilet paper and every wipe counts

Music class gets steamy

Rick and morty lololol

The name of this laundromat in SF

Dog 1 - 0 Science

Amazon Keyboard

The 5 elements

Bang

Afraid of needles

I prefer windows

Everyday all day

Pranked

A hundred years later mankind are still the same

Conflict in Literature

What it feels like to sit in the front row at the movies

Is this a date?

Date guys with beards

I'll give you $500 !

And her shirt is still too small

My brother recently bought a van and found this inside it.

Tea is Dangerous

iSmart's logo really thew me for a second.

>Tfw no life

Classic Sean Lock

ass ♫ tiddies ♫ ass & tiddies ♫

Need Jesus to come

A doot youngling

Robot tells the truth

cheap knock offs

Polish Gotye

Bart

Top ten greatest anime battles

Damn cursive

Found this at the printer in my classroom.

Such realistic paint!

Gotta love Calvin and Hobbs

I kicked my little sister out of my room. 5 minutes later she slipped this under my door.

Roughest sport I ever played!

WHOA Black Betty...

The wrong ***ing book store

bois unite

Settings done right

This is the reason I drink coffee

One of the best Christmas gifts I ever gave was when I bought some X-rated movies & made fake DVD covers for them so his parents wouldn’t find them

They're not looking for a bone to pick; they just hope you find this HUMERUS

Jedi turned plumber

Worst "lemon" ever.

always member

Just don’t. Do the awesome thing.

Rest a little

ghouls gone wild

:'(

Someone broke into the London pub my friends manage...

for a second i thought there is a tiny iPhone on the table next to me

Best. Ad. Ever.

Job Test

Dog isn’t amused by Halloween decoration

I Just Can't Take That Chance

This is your brain on drugs

Perfectly placed lawn ornament in Arizona floods.

I'd open any hole for Ronald

Rick and Morty fans being alpha af

All credit goes to lowcostcosplay , this guy is awesome

Anon learns something new

Hot Diggity Dog, Granny's Dead as a Log

gordon ramsay dont like spooky skeletons

"Boys'" toy logic

Genius creator of Rick & Morty with Elon Musk, an average fan

Genie

Proper gas station bathroom etiquette

When you've downloaded a 40GB file and hear sirens passing by in the distance

British humour at its finest.

anon have a jar

a friendly joke

A well placed package label

Live, Laugh, Love

Top quality feedback

Unlicensed Halloween costume names.