One of the best Christmas gifts I ever gave was when I bought some X-rated movies & made fake DVD covers for them so his parents wouldn’t find them

They're not looking for a bone to pick; they just hope you find this HUMERUS

Jedi turned plumber

Worst "lemon" ever.

always member

Just don’t. Do the awesome thing.

Rest a little

ghouls gone wild

:'(

Someone broke into the London pub my friends manage...

for a second i thought there is a tiny iPhone on the table next to me

Best. Ad. Ever.

Job Test

Dog isn’t amused by Halloween decoration

I Just Can't Take That Chance

This is your brain on drugs

Perfectly placed lawn ornament in Arizona floods.

I'd open any hole for Ronald

Rick and Morty fans being alpha af

All credit goes to lowcostcosplay , this guy is awesome

Anon learns something new

Hot Diggity Dog, Granny's Dead as a Log

gordon ramsay dont like spooky skeletons

"Boys'" toy logic

Genius creator of Rick & Morty with Elon Musk, an average fan

Genie

Proper gas station bathroom etiquette

When you've downloaded a 40GB file and hear sirens passing by in the distance

British humour at its finest.

anon have a jar

a friendly joke

A well placed package label

Live, Laugh, Love

Top quality feedback

Unlicensed Halloween costume names.

quickie

Too soon?

My son’s first grade HW. He had to correct this sentence.

Press 1 if you'd smash your sis

Librarian is a qualified worker

Cruella de Vil Halloween Costume

purification

Vandalism at its finest

if Star Wars was Mexican

I'm lovin' it

The Happiest Batman I ever seen

Nothing wrong with saving some money

easy :smirk:

This park in Vancouver

perfection

That's rape though

anon commits sexual harrasment

thank god he went first

Eliminate Racism with Black Mecha's

When fishing, always bring an action figure

smile

Sure would be a shame..

Go Sheep

Or per hour

THIS is Literature

Thats too much power for one man to handle

...because it was two tired

Sorry, Boney Bois

This guy could replace the teacher with ease

Every video game ever taught me this is a bad idea

Everyone loves porn anyway

It's Spooktober, ergo I can resurrect this meme every once in a while

Not appreciated shenanigans

Birdie boi

Huckleberry is a wild dog.

Clickety Clack

I'm not a smart man

Dylan Moran is a made of gold.

I wanna participate in Halloween this year, but I've got bills to pay.

Looked up Fort Knox on Google Earth, I think it's probably accurate.

if you dont have 200 iq dont even try

This test.

Lawsuit avoided!

Techcat

Is it me, or does "The Babysitter" have two right hands?

I made that motivational poster from earlier today better

When you want to launch the red rocket.

Pet crab eats a bowl of noodles

This should be good.

Sleep in a racing car

Original Recipe

No relation.

Pupper

"The Friendzone"

Instead of texting my friends happy birthday, I send them this

Today I was shown the petty cash drawer at work. Was not disappointed.

Home opener for the Suns and they have this on the Jumbotron before the game starts.

I saw about half a Mercedes driving down the road today.

Thank you..

My mom has a 150-pound mastiff who is scared of the dark. She sent me this last night -- problem solved!

lizard

The "reviews" for this book...

Semi trucks napping in their natural habitat

$12.99 or ~40~

Sauce : Your name (AKA best movie ever made)