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Not appreciated shenanigans
Birdie boi
Huckleberry is a wild dog.
Clickety Clack
I'm not a smart man
Dylan Moran is a made of gold.
I wanna participate in Halloween this year, but I've got bills to pay.
Looked up Fort Knox on Google Earth, I think it's probably accurate.
if you dont have 200 iq dont even try
This test.
Lawsuit avoided!
Techcat
Is it me, or does "The Babysitter" have two right hands?
I made that motivational poster from earlier today better
When you want to launch the red rocket.
Pet crab eats a bowl of noodles
This should be good.
Sleep in a racing car
Original Recipe
No relation.
Pupper
"The Friendzone"
Instead of texting my friends happy birthday, I send them this
Today I was shown the petty cash drawer at work. Was not disappointed.
Home opener for the Suns and they have this on the Jumbotron before the game starts.
I saw about half a Mercedes driving down the road today.
Thank you..
My mom has a 150-pound mastiff who is scared of the dark. She sent me this last night -- problem solved!
lizard
The "reviews" for this book...
Semi trucks napping in their natural habitat
$12.99 or ~40~
Sauce : Your name (AKA best movie ever made)
The tings go skrrrratatatatatat
Hello there
When one door closes...
The Magic Man
Sid was smarter than we gave him credit for
Perception vs. Reality
Bamboozled again!
Smell This
Doot
And the Oscar goes to...
The French are amazing
It's not gay, it's beyond such mediocre concepts as "love"
That’s what she said.
First date locations pros and cons
Solid Fatherly Advice
This cat taking a shit
Gun safety at it's finest.
Boo....
I'll get around to it!
this meme transcends language
Just nod & smile
The pumpkins at my local grocery store have an unholy desire.
My Girlfriend let me decorate the bathroom in our new house
Must be one of those 3D phones
Worked out fine for me
I love traveling!
The new Ford GT kinda looks familiar to me.
Anon is ***ed up
My dog is really bonding with my house guest
When your friend with glasses takes his glasses off
The safest car ever
The *** you looking at
The confused bear
Life sux
Don't you mean... Triceratops..?
When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months
Classic Fresh Prince insult
His grandma made a blanket for him.
How to trigger every religion
Truly scary
Such vile teachings...
fuk titles amirite? ha ha
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period today.
Google isn't sure how many movies Jackie Chan has been in
Jackoffbot is gay
Doot
fcuk you Karen
Doot
cured
The True Spirit of Burning Man
I'm so Proud
Eyyy.....
god is among us
Unfortunate town for cops to work in
That's how love starts
is he die?
This guy found the answer
And 40's?
Possum Vs Opossum
My actual health lvl...
Halloween funny
The chemistry is real
My kid perfecting his Kamehameha!
My 2 year old daughter's Build-A-Bear creation
My teacher might have some relationship issues.
Simple but perfect
old ears and phonographs