The pumpkins at my local grocery store have an unholy desire.

My Girlfriend let me decorate the bathroom in our new house

Must be one of those 3D phones

Worked out fine for me

I love traveling!

The new Ford GT kinda looks familiar to me.

Anon is ***ed up

My dog is really bonding with my house guest

When your friend with glasses takes his glasses off

The safest car ever

The *** you looking at

The confused bear

Life sux

Don't you mean... Triceratops..?

When you have crippling depression and smile for the first time in months

Classic Fresh Prince insult

His grandma made a blanket for him.

How to trigger every religion

Truly scary

Such vile teachings...

fuk titles amirite? ha ha

Student gave me this very convincing note in first period today.

Google isn't sure how many movies Jackie Chan has been in

Jackoffbot is gay

Doot

fcuk you Karen

Doot

cured

The True Spirit of Burning Man

I'm so Proud

Eyyy.....

god is among us

Unfortunate town for cops to work in

That's how love starts

is he die?

This guy found the answer

And 40's?

Possum Vs Opossum

My actual health lvl...

Halloween funny

The chemistry is real

My kid perfecting his Kamehameha!

My 2 year old daughter's Build-A-Bear creation

My teacher might have some relationship issues.

Simple but perfect

old ears and phonographs

abcdefghijk...

I will never complain about my job again.

screwing with time

We'll soon be able to find these in museums

Andy Richter is restricted within 200 yards of any playground

Sign at my local gas station

thanks doctor

Today on my flight it was a passengers birthday, so a flight attendant made him a crown out of peanut bags and those little swords that they put in ***tail drinks.

Victor, get in the car. There's no time to explain.

Morale is high this week..

Slow news day

genius

And that’s how condoms work

I HATE WHEN I LOSE MY BALLOON

The worst Halloween treat to give out

Coffee Life

Am I supposed to read this straight across from left to right? Or each sign on its own?

Carpool Kare-oh....

Found this on my way to work this morning

Anon evolves

Mom... I’m not sure this is working

Irish porn be like

"This is my son, officer."

quick math

When no one will scratch your back for you

Wolverine’s Mask

#blessed

worse than 'Nam

My beer can has some good advice

Just found my favourite old t-shirt with the most understated quote ever.

Truth behind no-fap

First paycheck from Youtube, goodbye poverty

Don't waste my time

Roommate snapped this pic of a guy taking notes in class

powerful

Maybe she lost a bet.

RIP in peace slimy boi

I'm not that stupid.

When you don't have a suit but need one.

A sign at my local store

Edgar Allan Ho?

Got a text saying my Amazon package had arrived. Couldn't find it anywhere. Checked tracking history in the app and saw this picture.

De facto invincibility

Tucker Carlson asking the real questions

respec level max

dem skills

djeycop sehtorius

whos there?

Clearly, there are minimal, if any, educational requirements.

Mfw I haven't watched Jojo and come to HL

do it

Netflix yes

Just trying to figure each other out.

Dammit Matt Ryan!