Andy Richter is restricted within 200 yards of any playground

Sign at my local gas station

thanks doctor

Today on my flight it was a passengers birthday, so a flight attendant made him a crown out of peanut bags and those little swords that they put in ***tail drinks.

Victor, get in the car. There's no time to explain.

Morale is high this week..

Slow news day

genius

And that’s how condoms work

I HATE WHEN I LOSE MY BALLOON

The worst Halloween treat to give out

Coffee Life

Am I supposed to read this straight across from left to right? Or each sign on its own?

Carpool Kare-oh....

Found this on my way to work this morning

Anon evolves

Mom... I’m not sure this is working

Irish porn be like

"This is my son, officer."

quick math

When no one will scratch your back for you

Wolverine’s Mask

#blessed

worse than 'Nam

My beer can has some good advice

Just found my favourite old t-shirt with the most understated quote ever.

Truth behind no-fap

First paycheck from Youtube, goodbye poverty

Don't waste my time

Roommate snapped this pic of a guy taking notes in class

powerful

Maybe she lost a bet.

RIP in peace slimy boi

I'm not that stupid.

When you don't have a suit but need one.

A sign at my local store

Edgar Allan Ho?

Got a text saying my Amazon package had arrived. Couldn't find it anywhere. Checked tracking history in the app and saw this picture.

De facto invincibility

Tucker Carlson asking the real questions

respec level max

dem skills

djeycop sehtorius

whos there?

Clearly, there are minimal, if any, educational requirements.

Mfw I haven't watched Jojo and come to HL

do it

Netflix yes

Just trying to figure each other out.

Dammit Matt Ryan!

This must be where my couch came from

My money is on the shoe!

sleep tight

Fair compromise

New Zealand librarians recreated a Kardashians photoshoot.

Jar-Jar is the senate

Hugeloler interview

i am not a rapper

respect them

I guess the neighbors saw our passive aggressive WiFi name...

Anon is a qualified worker

somebody doesn't like my wind chimes

Suspect... found???

Open up

Peter Peter , ....

The face of a man who had a score of $1 and still won Jeopardy

My son’s hair for Crazy Hair day at school.

Received this in the mail today

That's NOT how stairs work, Tiddles !

big if true.

"Ma'am, I've caught the alleged "bad dog". May I trouble you for a cup of water and a cookie?"

I thought to myself I'm turning 27 in January and I should google when I'd stop being young and hip. Then it hit me that it's probably when you start googling "young and hip."

Git gud

Lord off the ducks

Are you ***ing kidding me...

Thank god for subtitles.

This needs a repost

when your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone

Since it really exists, people should start taking some.

Some light reading while waiting for the dentist.

Get on my lvl

This week on ESPN 30 for 30

why?

IT employee of the month

Doot

Well that's shitty

at least the show would end

The can choir

Respec Wamen

This man had some great things to to say. RIP Mr. Lahey

My child, the realist.

My friend with muscular dystrophy drew this on his whiteboard outside his dorm room.

Quick maths

spooky dude

Let's give this guy a Medal

When your cat thinks he's an emoji.

Women complained about men going into the "women's" gender neutral bathroom

Doggo friendly fence.

Teacher sent this home with our kindergartner. We've always been proud of our son, Homework.

Pug driving a VW bus in google streetview