Open up

Peter Peter , ....

The face of a man who had a score of $1 and still won Jeopardy

My son’s hair for Crazy Hair day at school.

Received this in the mail today

That's NOT how stairs work, Tiddles !

big if true.

"Ma'am, I've caught the alleged "bad dog". May I trouble you for a cup of water and a cookie?"

I thought to myself I'm turning 27 in January and I should google when I'd stop being young and hip. Then it hit me that it's probably when you start googling "young and hip."

Git gud

Lord off the ducks

Are you ***ing kidding me...

Thank god for subtitles.

This needs a repost

when your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone

Since it really exists, people should start taking some.

Some light reading while waiting for the dentist.

Get on my lvl

This week on ESPN 30 for 30

why?

IT employee of the month

Doot

Well that's shitty

at least the show would end

The can choir

Respec Wamen

This man had some great things to to say. RIP Mr. Lahey

My child, the realist.

My friend with muscular dystrophy drew this on his whiteboard outside his dorm room.

Quick maths

spooky dude

Let's give this guy a Medal

When your cat thinks he's an emoji.

Women complained about men going into the "women's" gender neutral bathroom

Doggo friendly fence.

Teacher sent this home with our kindergartner. We've always been proud of our son, Homework.

Pug driving a VW bus in google streetview

my daughter drinks like archer

bamboozled

Here is proof of just how patient my girlfriend is to help me nail my increasingly basic goals

A concerned fan

bless him

I bet she likes it raw

right

Sir, this is a christian meme

At least they're honest about it.

These Rick and Morty fans can't be stopped

Ubisoft

Coyote mistaken for lost dog gets a bath

Art is all around you if you look with a child’s eyes

when life gives you lemons!

One time at band camp

just going to walk away slowly...

How to keep track of a pet turtle.

I teach kindergarten in Taiwan. One of my students’ English name is Optimus Prime.

I found a joke book from 1940, and this has got to be my favorite one.

Robin

Respook women!

The epic conclusion

book meme

More than I can do

simply the best

How to make sure kids never come to your front door ever again during Halloween...

Good ol' Harold

Even shadow guy is there.

thanks dad

“It will be wild, man”

Here is proof of just how patient my boyfriend is to help me nail my increasingly basic goals

showed my nephew how to make tshirts online and he was quiet for ages. This is what he's selling. :\

Man Kills Imaginary Friend

long time no see

Anon has an online gf

Watching The Puwerpuff Girls with my daughter when suddenly

a new hope

XY > XX

Yeah Kevin, WTF?

lovemaking-bomber

Test

show vagene

My dad sent me this photo with the caption, “I need to get this thing off of my lawn.”

Life has many chemtrails Ed Boy

Irish customer service......

Shoes for scale… and bed

Windows exploit found by Firefox

Just started dating a new girl... it’s starting

This duck has an afro

sign outside local ice cream spot

Instructions for dog shampoo

Invisible man spotted on the metro!

I say we can all be scary heros

Doritos are THAT good

KANSEI DORIFTO

A promise is a promise

Penguins just like us

Humanity is heading towards different direction

Pampers from Canada

Every game of Mariokart

Just in case anyone was having a bad day...

Doesn’t need an explanation.

oh boi