Here is proof of just how patient my boyfriend is to help me nail my increasingly basic goals

showed my nephew how to make tshirts online and he was quiet for ages. This is what he's selling. :\

Man Kills Imaginary Friend

long time no see

Anon has an online gf

Watching The Puwerpuff Girls with my daughter when suddenly

a new hope

XY > XX

Yeah Kevin, WTF?

lovemaking-bomber

Test

show vagene

My dad sent me this photo with the caption, “I need to get this thing off of my lawn.”

Life has many chemtrails Ed Boy

Irish customer service......

Shoes for scale… and bed

Windows exploit found by Firefox

Just started dating a new girl... it’s starting

This duck has an afro

sign outside local ice cream spot

Instructions for dog shampoo

Invisible man spotted on the metro!

I say we can all be scary heros

Doritos are THAT good

KANSEI DORIFTO

A promise is a promise

Penguins just like us

Humanity is heading towards different direction

Pampers from Canada

Every game of Mariokart

Just in case anyone was having a bad day...

Doesn’t need an explanation.

oh boi

Anon gets a girl pregnant

Some flowers are more sensitive than others.

Hurricane Response: Maindland US vs. Puerto Rico

License plate pun game is on point.

fun game.

Oh the hypocrisy

Checkmate...everyone

YOUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

When you just wanna be clean...

Coming back to work after 3 month absence

The Opposite of a Problem

There's this thing called humor

What did they test it on?

Storm Ophelia Hits Ireland. All Schools Officially Closed.

* Live Dogs *

Doot

Witnessed an abducktion last night.

such a brave boi

sure wish

The view from the back

Doot

Dank Frank is my waifu

You've been forewarned!

The Original Escape Room!

In response to the Not OJ plate on the front page, my Bronco embraces the juice

Googled “awkward profile photos of adult men” to prove a point but found this gem instead

My friend’s not a very good fireman.

aggressive hiring tactics

Relatable

headache

When a 3rd grader uses google to complete their homework...

Heil Doot

a game of cat and mouse

Title of your post

Buzz Lightyear's shiny new hog.

not ready

I hope this hasn't been re-posted. I'll take it down if it has.

Maybe her husband's name is Richard...

Yeah right

Doot

the worst thing she can say is no

Doot

Came across this Craigslist ad while car shopping for my son

alienware

meta atem

Doot

USA #1 in education

A drug dealer never consumes.

grandmas spaghetti

How to get SeniorTacos into jail Part 1

This self aware chocolate bar...

Probably true...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes. And a criminal record

Bike Theme 3. Generation

kids

Anthropology 101

Our cat just finds random spots in our apartment and passes out like this

Oh the hairmanity

The Pirate Bay Gives No ***s About US Law

This restroom sign at a local brewery.

My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too.

My brothers shrank my mom's wool sweater so she posted this.

Slav time machine

Move faster Sun, I need a beer!

I found some Italian pasta ***s.

Spare Me

what did I ever do to you master