Move faster Sun, I need a beer!

I found some Italian pasta ***s.

Spare Me

what did I ever do to you master

How do you even get that title?

This soap at a local bar in Albany IL

I found this ‘Girls Fantasy’ Halloween costume.

You can never trust those guys

Be gentle, there’s not mush room.

It hit hard

Apple making things disappear...

Harmless Vandalism

Comfort level:Cat

An actual sign at my workplace

It's a boner!

They see me rollin’

Bet she feels better after hearing that

Found this in Bozeman, MT

So, Church may be backfiring a little bit.

Why? Because it’ll inflate Steve’s ego.

Afro Man left his phone at my friends bar.

Grounds for divorce

My new kitten just met the cat next door who seems to want to harvest her soul.

Girl Scouts Lead The Way

We're ready for Halloween

M'Laria

:'(

Good grammar is a pain in the ass

"No, it's Ok Karen, take your f@cking picture first."

Homeschool Marching Band

Not every post needs to have a caption

Always that clever one

Too bad they only sell those ID's in there...

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

I’m just speechless at this point.

Ting till you're dead

spook story

When your acronym doesn't help your cause

When life give you croissants

Just like your mom

my wife wanted to show me that she can make shirts too

Oh when will it end........ See what I did there ;)

Dont arouse the statues please.

Getting into heaven

Yes, this is what I'll do!

Oh, Netflix.

That book from 1960 has previous day's funny front-page clean joke in it.

Remember everyone: when you decorate for Xmas before Halloween, Santa has to retire an elf.

If they believe in me, then I can believe in me.

Bought a d20 waffle maker. Rolled a 1.

Is the guy still in the second photo?

Except when they do.

Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble.

More amazing animal facts!

never fails

It’s that time of year

Seen at Ikea yesterday ...

As if being a weeb alone wasn't enough

... But I only needed one sheet!

Even Hogwarts is racist

Potus spits fire

Punch line back on the face

Couple goals ❤️❤️❤️

Just for a second he forgot about his parents.

patrick was smart all along

Let's do the Maths Dance !!

Diet tip

tru fax

average hugeloler trying to kill himself

Things That Tell The Truth

What my mum pulled out of our garden today...

"I told you, they are not the same color"

honesty pays off

Sci Fi vs. Reality

It's the motive that counts

So much burn

Looks like the fad is over...

A true breakthrough

Americans abroad

android > apple

Title

raw sauce

He thinks he's slick.

useful tool

The moment your daughter realizes you bought the grandson musical instruments for his birthday

Best Slogan Ever

Picture from a friend's house looks like her dog got laser vision

Attempted Murder.

title

DJ Flick The Bean

Stocking up for next hurricane season.

This Halloween decor at my Wal-Mart

I know what I want for Christmas!

Sign Defense

Our kid got stuck in his pop up tent and basically gave up on life

Fatty gets roasted

Be like a panda

smooth

And it begins!!!

Part of our bachelorette party scavenger hunt involved asking strangers to write down marital advice for the bride. This is what one lady wrote.