Picture from a friend's house looks like her dog got laser vision

Attempted Murder.

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DJ Flick The Bean

Stocking up for next hurricane season.

This Halloween decor at my Wal-Mart

I know what I want for Christmas!

Sign Defense

Our kid got stuck in his pop up tent and basically gave up on life

Fatty gets roasted

Be like a panda

smooth

And it begins!!!

Part of our bachelorette party scavenger hunt involved asking strangers to write down marital advice for the bride. This is what one lady wrote.

wife asked for something to wear for her birthday so I made her a shirt. She didn't like it. So I'm going to wear it. Every. Day.

Simple Times

Don't listen to your parents.

She knew!

I think that my wife is tired of me complaining about leaving hair in the shower..

Celebrities..... Think they can get away with anything

Actual footage of nasa discovering new planet

Today is too oft overlooked

I met a hooker who said she’d do anything for $20

Public displays of affection: A short guide

How is NK a real place

I like this guy!

Badass obituary.

Sign at my local gym

A Butt-kin

Anon has a revelation

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Halloween costume - Fire))

Voluntold

What charm did Ron use on Hermione!!

This grouper wasn't invited to the shark cuddle puddle

Photographer Tutorial number one: choose right location

Proof that my neighbor is bored in retirement

Shhh only dreams now...

Best AMA I’ve seen so far

Someone at Google has a sense of humour.

Large Cat Spotted

The more you know, girls

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

My friend's Apple Watch background

Good old Elon.

My parent's screensaver is just a bunch of pictures of Bill Cosby. They don't know why or how to change it.

Edge of the universe

That's just wrong...

I thought the future would be different..

Let's get the heck out of there Bob!

When the cat walks through while taking a panoramic pic

you have nothing to lose but your chains

Ruh roh....

Scary banana for scale

Following from my last post I am happy to announce that the guy by the bench was successful!

Legend has it...

White House Doppelganger

Pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate...

Straight outta plans

The power of prayer

Ink that make you think

Just in time for JLA.

snap back to reality

Japanese mascots getting stuck in things

How one of my friends announced the birth of his baby boy.

*** you mom

Just Wrestling

Math gets complicated!

When you trippin on le red pill at your asian friend's house

Waitress: Better not kill people this time.

favorite game of my childhood

Found under a bridge near my house, this might be my favorite graffiti of all time

Sometimes when you take a chance...

We all relate to this.

MEME MACHINE BROKE MACHINE MEME BROKE

sheep

Women Love Bad-Boys

Watch out for Malaria

It's a good point

Raptor-proof doors

'Chair area'

Side Quest

Not giving any ***s

When you get the prime spot so the guy at the back has to propose by a bench

Laughed a lil

This oven mitt

My friend is a mailman. He just sent me this.

The Greatest Wizard of all time

Why school is so hard.

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Graffiti that combines with its environment

Face the truth

Would you like a race perhaps?

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Wife complained about her targeted ads on Facebook showing my data and media list from Amazon. So, I spent the last hour clicking on Dildos.

Just couldn't resist the temptation..

WTF ! Pumpkin Carving Contest :P

Beginning earlier this summer my cat began bringing us maple leaf twigs. I have no insight as to why. Lately oak leaf twigs have also made an appearance.

Works with other substances too

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