Waitress: Better not kill people this time.

favorite game of my childhood

Found under a bridge near my house, this might be my favorite graffiti of all time

Sometimes when you take a chance...

We all relate to this.

MEME MACHINE BROKE MACHINE MEME BROKE

sheep

Women Love Bad-Boys

Watch out for Malaria

It's a good point

Raptor-proof doors

'Chair area'

Side Quest

Not giving any ***s

When you get the prime spot so the guy at the back has to propose by a bench

Laughed a lil

This oven mitt

My friend is a mailman. He just sent me this.

The Greatest Wizard of all time

Why school is so hard.

:thinking emoji:

Graffiti that combines with its environment

Face the truth

Would you like a race perhaps?

0wN3d

Wife complained about her targeted ads on Facebook showing my data and media list from Amazon. So, I spent the last hour clicking on Dildos.

Just couldn't resist the temptation..

WTF ! Pumpkin Carving Contest :P

Beginning earlier this summer my cat began bringing us maple leaf twigs. I have no insight as to why. Lately oak leaf twigs have also made an appearance.

Works with other substances too

The greatest monthly calendar of all time

Thought my foot was going to drop off then realised my mrs has been using my sock to apply false tan

This clearance sign at Burger King

my iq is over 300

Stanky

Portal fluids

The look of...

Not so fast!!

Why bother...

Most accurate graphs I've ever seen

Unity

I think I found my Halloween costume

Google answers even the most difficult questions

Don't discriminate

Sneaky Winter

I'm going to catch them all.

A guy in the office is trying to lose weight

Kinda smart

Flags..

Plans for the weekend

Cuteness bomb

Thought you’d never ask

feelsbadman

My tent takes longer to set up if you're Spanish

What I hear when my gf is talking about her early twenties...

Wife sent this after picking up our dog after surgery today. Says he's "still under the influence."

I will ***ing eat your family

Y3$$$

These are some serious priorities! I think it’s the first time I’ve ever seen her multi task.

Millennials Still Don't Know OG Transformers

No wonder it was the "last" supper...

Thought I'd boost morale a bit, after the US didn't qualify for the World Cup soccer

Leaked footage on how Whitebones became a skeleton.

THANK GOD YOU FOUND HIM!

Respect wamon

My grandma packs her own bacon because she feels like the restaurants never put enough on her BLTs....

His arguments..

My friend just posted this on Facebook

Lay-der?

It can be hard to get motivated to meal prep, but it's worth it for the gains

Over the years, they've learned to accept the embarrassment. Resisting it only encourages them.

Friday the 13th vs. . . . This guy at Walmart

Bop It

Brotherhood in Hollywood

omae wa mou shindeiru...

Science hell

Finally an organization I can get behind

I luv u vape

Title

Girlfriend bought this at a first Friday event.

GET THE GARLIC

nothin personal raggy

A comic representation of motherhood

He impressed her with his new party trick...

Well, I wonder how she paid for college?

When you see a senior with a freshman at a party the first week of college

Flight "666" on Friday 13th is now going straight to 'HEL'

From introvert to extrovert.

How to color Pikachu

Hard ones indeed.

The Pond

updoot now

Fake news

Leslie Knope

fast boi

This guy debating how to drink his beer

russian roulette

"AS ABOVE, SO BELOW, DAD!!"

Three.

sed boi ;(