Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble.

More amazing animal facts!

never fails

It’s that time of year

Seen at Ikea yesterday ...

As if being a weeb alone wasn't enough

... But I only needed one sheet!

Even Hogwarts is racist

Potus spits fire

Punch line back on the face

Couple goals ❤️❤️❤️

Just for a second he forgot about his parents.

patrick was smart all along

Let's do the Maths Dance !!

Diet tip

tru fax

average hugeloler trying to kill himself

Things That Tell The Truth

What my mum pulled out of our garden today...

"I told you, they are not the same color"

honesty pays off

Sci Fi vs. Reality

It's the motive that counts

So much burn

Looks like the fad is over...

A true breakthrough

Americans abroad

android > apple

Title

raw sauce

He thinks he's slick.

useful tool

The moment your daughter realizes you bought the grandson musical instruments for his birthday

Best Slogan Ever

Picture from a friend's house looks like her dog got laser vision

Attempted Murder.

title

DJ Flick The Bean

Stocking up for next hurricane season.

This Halloween decor at my Wal-Mart

I know what I want for Christmas!

Sign Defense

Our kid got stuck in his pop up tent and basically gave up on life

Fatty gets roasted

Be like a panda

smooth

And it begins!!!

Part of our bachelorette party scavenger hunt involved asking strangers to write down marital advice for the bride. This is what one lady wrote.

wife asked for something to wear for her birthday so I made her a shirt. She didn't like it. So I'm going to wear it. Every. Day.

Simple Times

Don't listen to your parents.

She knew!

I think that my wife is tired of me complaining about leaving hair in the shower..

Celebrities..... Think they can get away with anything

Actual footage of nasa discovering new planet

Today is too oft overlooked

I met a hooker who said she’d do anything for $20

Public displays of affection: A short guide

How is NK a real place

I like this guy!

Badass obituary.

Sign at my local gym

A Butt-kin

Anon has a revelation

X32TTU8

Halloween costume - Fire))

Voluntold

What charm did Ron use on Hermione!!

This grouper wasn't invited to the shark cuddle puddle

Photographer Tutorial number one: choose right location

Proof that my neighbor is bored in retirement

Shhh only dreams now...

Best AMA I’ve seen so far

Someone at Google has a sense of humour.

Large Cat Spotted

The more you know, girls

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

My friend's Apple Watch background

Good old Elon.

My parent's screensaver is just a bunch of pictures of Bill Cosby. They don't know why or how to change it.

Edge of the universe

That's just wrong...

I thought the future would be different..

Let's get the heck out of there Bob!

When the cat walks through while taking a panoramic pic

you have nothing to lose but your chains

Ruh roh....

Scary banana for scale

Following from my last post I am happy to announce that the guy by the bench was successful!

Legend has it...

White House Doppelganger

Pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate...

Straight outta plans

The power of prayer

Ink that make you think

Just in time for JLA.

snap back to reality

Japanese mascots getting stuck in things

How one of my friends announced the birth of his baby boy.

*** you mom