Doot

the worst thing she can say is no

Doot

Came across this Craigslist ad while car shopping for my son

alienware

meta atem

Doot

USA #1 in education

A drug dealer never consumes.

grandmas spaghetti

How to get SeniorTacos into jail Part 1

This self aware chocolate bar...

Probably true...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes. And a criminal record

Bike Theme 3. Generation

kids

Anthropology 101

Our cat just finds random spots in our apartment and passes out like this

Oh the hairmanity

The Pirate Bay Gives No ***s About US Law

This restroom sign at a local brewery.

My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too.

My brothers shrank my mom's wool sweater so she posted this.

Slav time machine

Move faster Sun, I need a beer!

I found some Italian pasta ***s.

Spare Me

what did I ever do to you master

How do you even get that title?

This soap at a local bar in Albany IL

I found this ‘Girls Fantasy’ Halloween costume.

You can never trust those guys

Be gentle, there’s not mush room.

It hit hard

Apple making things disappear...

Harmless Vandalism

Comfort level:Cat

An actual sign at my workplace

It's a boner!

They see me rollin’

Bet she feels better after hearing that

Found this in Bozeman, MT

So, Church may be backfiring a little bit.

Why? Because it’ll inflate Steve’s ego.

Afro Man left his phone at my friends bar.

Grounds for divorce

My new kitten just met the cat next door who seems to want to harvest her soul.

Girl Scouts Lead The Way

We're ready for Halloween

M'Laria

:'(

Good grammar is a pain in the ass

"No, it's Ok Karen, take your f@cking picture first."

Homeschool Marching Band

Not every post needs to have a caption

Always that clever one

Too bad they only sell those ID's in there...

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

I’m just speechless at this point.

Ting till you're dead

spook story

When your acronym doesn't help your cause

When life give you croissants

Just like your mom

my wife wanted to show me that she can make shirts too

Oh when will it end........ See what I did there ;)

Dont arouse the statues please.

Getting into heaven

Yes, this is what I'll do!

Oh, Netflix.

That book from 1960 has previous day's funny front-page clean joke in it.

Remember everyone: when you decorate for Xmas before Halloween, Santa has to retire an elf.

If they believe in me, then I can believe in me.

Bought a d20 waffle maker. Rolled a 1.

Is the guy still in the second photo?

Except when they do.

Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble.

More amazing animal facts!

never fails

It’s that time of year

Seen at Ikea yesterday ...

As if being a weeb alone wasn't enough

... But I only needed one sheet!

Even Hogwarts is racist

Potus spits fire

Punch line back on the face

Couple goals ❤️❤️❤️

Just for a second he forgot about his parents.

patrick was smart all along

Let's do the Maths Dance !!

Diet tip

tru fax

average hugeloler trying to kill himself

Things That Tell The Truth

What my mum pulled out of our garden today...

"I told you, they are not the same color"

honesty pays off

Sci Fi vs. Reality

It's the motive that counts

So much burn