Some flowers are more sensitive than others.

Hurricane Response: Maindland US vs. Puerto Rico

License plate pun game is on point.

fun game.

Oh the hypocrisy

Checkmate...everyone

YOUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

When you just wanna be clean...

Coming back to work after 3 month absence

The Opposite of a Problem

There's this thing called humor

What did they test it on?

Storm Ophelia Hits Ireland. All Schools Officially Closed.

* Live Dogs *

Doot

Witnessed an abducktion last night.

such a brave boi

sure wish

The view from the back

Doot

Dank Frank is my waifu

You've been forewarned!

The Original Escape Room!

In response to the Not OJ plate on the front page, my Bronco embraces the juice

Googled “awkward profile photos of adult men” to prove a point but found this gem instead

My friend’s not a very good fireman.

aggressive hiring tactics

Relatable

headache

When a 3rd grader uses google to complete their homework...

Heil Doot

a game of cat and mouse

Title of your post

Buzz Lightyear's shiny new hog.

not ready

I hope this hasn't been re-posted. I'll take it down if it has.

Maybe her husband's name is Richard...

Yeah right

Doot

the worst thing she can say is no

Doot

Came across this Craigslist ad while car shopping for my son

alienware

meta atem

Doot

USA #1 in education

A drug dealer never consumes.

grandmas spaghetti

How to get SeniorTacos into jail Part 1

This self aware chocolate bar...

Probably true...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes. And a criminal record

Bike Theme 3. Generation

kids

Anthropology 101

Our cat just finds random spots in our apartment and passes out like this

Oh the hairmanity

The Pirate Bay Gives No ***s About US Law

This restroom sign at a local brewery.

My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too.

My brothers shrank my mom's wool sweater so she posted this.

Slav time machine

Move faster Sun, I need a beer!

I found some Italian pasta ***s.

Spare Me

what did I ever do to you master

How do you even get that title?

This soap at a local bar in Albany IL

I found this ‘Girls Fantasy’ Halloween costume.

You can never trust those guys

Be gentle, there’s not mush room.

It hit hard

Apple making things disappear...

Harmless Vandalism

Comfort level:Cat

An actual sign at my workplace

It's a boner!

They see me rollin’

Bet she feels better after hearing that

Found this in Bozeman, MT

So, Church may be backfiring a little bit.

Why? Because it’ll inflate Steve’s ego.

Afro Man left his phone at my friends bar.

Grounds for divorce

My new kitten just met the cat next door who seems to want to harvest her soul.

Girl Scouts Lead The Way

We're ready for Halloween

M'Laria

:'(

Good grammar is a pain in the ass

"No, it's Ok Karen, take your f@cking picture first."

Homeschool Marching Band

Not every post needs to have a caption

Always that clever one

Too bad they only sell those ID's in there...

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

I’m just speechless at this point.

Ting till you're dead

spook story

When your acronym doesn't help your cause