When the family is away I can pretend to be a bachelor again... the good ole days
Will we ever know where it is?
Covfefe day?
Thicc
Nibba
This how lady wins every argument
Haha
These washing instructions
My cousins idea of #relationshipgoals
Buddy sent me one of those cool kid stickers
I never thought I'd have one of these abominations in my house until now.
Ficked
That's where it comes from
If drill sargeants did other jobs.
These monks found it
Vacation Planning
Mother to be was put on bed rest and couldn’t attend a baby shower so her husband filled in for her
son hit his father. so funny
We have cars too
I’ve never felt so betrayed!
Someone told how good I was at painting and my fortune cooking can’t let me have anything.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've been there, Thomas...
Don’t let your dog be in the same room as your robot vacuum unsupervised
I love this time of year.
Buy it
Haunted houses are scarier for some more than others
Woman are gay
Now, build the mountain
My cousin just posted his Halloween costume.
My cat is not what you would call the smartest of cats...
Scrolling through a website that shows you recipes based on what's in your fridge when this pops up
so you wanna disrespect anime?
Missed me?
Spoderman
We got our cat a new scratch post. Something tells me he's happy with it.
Hot
Hey humaaan, I'm from Australia
JFK files when released
Bill ain't never lied
Zero ***s were given that day
SaNDy
When my laptop asks for administrative privileges
Cocaine
Jump
If it bleeds... We can kill it.
My son did not enjoy this book. 0/10. Do not recommend.
How to tell when you're a real professional
Hii
Lamp
Sign at the register of a local restaurant
Time management!
Phat
This homeless man's sign
Hahah got em
Jewish meme
My brother’s birthday present to his friend
God bless whoever thought of this!
Or a Uber, your choice
Someone left this at my store
Spooky
When you're on the last roll of toilet paper and every wipe counts
Music class gets steamy
Rick and morty lololol
The name of this laundromat in SF
Dog 1 - 0 Science
Amazon Keyboard
The 5 elements
Bang
Afraid of needles
I prefer windows
Everyday all day
Pranked
A hundred years later mankind are still the same
Conflict in Literature
What it feels like to sit in the front row at the movies
Is this a date?
Date guys with beards
I'll give you $500 !
And her shirt is still too small
My brother recently bought a van and found this inside it.
Tea is Dangerous
iSmart's logo really thew me for a second.
>Tfw no life
Classic Sean Lock
ass ♫ tiddies ♫ ass & tiddies ♫
Need Jesus to come
A doot youngling
Robot tells the truth
cheap knock offs
Polish Gotye
Bart
Top ten greatest anime battles
Damn cursive
Found this at the printer in my classroom.
Such realistic paint!
Gotta love Calvin and Hobbs
I kicked my little sister out of my room. 5 minutes later she slipped this under my door.
Roughest sport I ever played!
WHOA Black Betty...