Everyday Life as an Alarm Clock

Nobody else dressed up, but that says more about them than it does about me

He made the face without being prompted

Out loud I laughed

Toddler dresses up as Grandma for Halloween

A coworker of mine is named Jon Hammond. He spared no expense on his Halloween costume.

You know it’s true.

Decorate houses

My friend had no idea what she wanted to be for Halloween yesterday. Today, when we expected her costume-less, she walked into class like this.

My mom died on Sunday. I took Monday off. I came in to the office today to find my coworkers had left a sympathy card on my desk and building management had left me a... stain remover pen.

Some Sikh Halloween costumes

This is my entire conversation with my girlfriend's sister.

Co-workers keep stealing my creamer. Hopefully this chart helps

My dad usually wears a suit and tie to work everyday, but today....

These kids for Halloween

Back to our ancestors language

My pregnant wife went all out for Halloween!

My little sister bought a car and it was stolen in less than a week, her roommate sent me this

This guy wins Halloween.

Make sure to check out my SoundCloud

It snowed in Michigan today. It begins.

What I wore today to my job at a weed store

I'm at the same office as the friend in at the DMV

Express Men’s is proud to present their new line, the Tyrone Biggums collection

fire underwater

look kids a falling star

My friend tried to post an artsy Instagram post, so of course I had to give him shit for it.

My eyes are up here, Snapchat...

God damn Lutherans...

The ghost of Cringemas past.

battle

Some of my dad's employees dressed up as him for Halloween. I think they nailed it.

Arrow in the knee

Get ready for the switch...

Halloween costume in Australia

So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...

Actually I wanted to go jogging, but it looks like rain.

Toa of Virginity

Sernerk the hargeherg

My son got to choose his costume this year

Ohh...Spherical Cloud !! "Aliens thinks they are smart huh..."

People sicken me

Wrestling is really dumb

Those dang moths keep getting bigger every year!

Spoopy comic

The pumpkin my dad carved this year

The Ottawa senators logo without eyebrows

If movies influenced how we see people

Honorable last wish

The good news is the housing market is on the rebound.

So I found this today at my moms work......

This halloween cartoon.

Put on a happy face

Commander in chief

Don't toot

Get ready for takeoff

Tenacious AAAH

perspiration king

D U R G E S H ' D

How2Atheist

fkn f a s t

RemindMe Bot told me to post this today

This one cracks me up

Alright, let's get that engine purrin again.

Even bots feel the pain of existence

Halloween is great

Memetrix

My dogs anthem...

The top student at Chogborts!

true fact

We get it. You vape.

Death comes for us all

An erection, but fancier.

Power abuse.

Rodeo

#fakeboos

They have been found

My Dad who is blind dressed as a pirate for Halloween.

My sister and her boyfriends Halloween costumes this year

Tacos please Zulthar

This 3rd grade math problem...

Finally! A bathroom for me and my enormous WANKER.

Scooby memes 24/7

remove kekab

Ran into old fam

Can I please make an announcement?

Steals my pillow then snores right in my face.

Since my roommate and I live in a family friendly apartment complex, I decided to make this.

f*cking weebs

Actually, it does sound amazing.

The family that wins Halloween 2017 goes to....

Onions know what's up and down...

Just a reminder of this incredible piece of investigative journalism

Halloween night pie chart

My son wanted to be a dog for Halloween

[sad windows noises]

nothin personal

I give you, Rafiki!

There are 2 types of girls on Halloween...

Hush now..