Joan Crawford's rules for throwing a party still hold up today

Staring Wars

420% savage

Laziness level: Expert.

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Title of your post

i suck at titles

die now, live eternally

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Wedding under the room I’m staying in. Don’t think they realize..

This has never been more relevant than now

I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree. He nailed it...

World runs out of paper

Hard, haha. Get it?

A pirate's secret weapon

When people remember you for the right reasons..

Arby's

Having an active sex-life while living in a townhouse...

I don't recall baby Jesus having fur

Day 5: Who would win: grorious Nippon or one Little Boi?

I hate my friends.

When you want to be dope, but you’re actually a pedo

are we still doing these

I wish school was like this when I was younger...

Right in the supremacism.

Dog vision

Harry and Marv are out and just in time for Christmas

Aggressive Spider-Man

He's been waiting a long time for his tacos

Motion Sensors at Work

How Hank handles Peggy when she is upset.

Purple Rain

I need a ride.

I'm not racist, but....

Blending into the background

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A little bit on the normie side, but still witty.

Damn madrid fans!

Thanos' strongest attack

Anon thinks fast

Nice dreams don't happen

boi!

Grinch ain't shit anymore

Plot twist

Seeing this picture a few days after I took it... I had to look twice

Look before you leap

LinkedIn Profiles graphical representation

Elf on a Shelf 4 Hire

Jaws vs. Paws

Thank you, but please hurry up

My cousin hates decorating.

Custom made steering.

But, but, I'll just just myself

"WHERE in the North Pole??!?! He doesn't just live in the snow!!!"

My kid did an interview with her cat

*** it lets all hit that together

god is watching

legal

A handy guide to Xmas shopping for children

truth broken

My grandpa asked if I was hungry...

Empire > Stick family

The license plate on this retired police car.

It looks like a fancy music clip, but it is just a grater.

For your own good, please do not shoplift

Thanos!

Waiting for Ankle Surgery.

Oh shit

splatoooon

meta

craft

Rosen down under

Davai opera

Just got this promo from a safety vendor...

B E G O N E

Lionel Waldo Richie in Houston, Tx.

When your ex is drowning

Welcome Back Windows2001

I don't get it

How computers are made

haha depression is funny amirite

Minnesota

Engage ninja mode.

Punk's not dead

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

The "New Normal" American Dream

Tactical Diversion

But you have heard of me?

Anon calls a sex line

Every year my boyfriend and his friends do a themed No Shave November picture.

The wig

It’s over

And the top prize goes to...

modern day hero

The Grim Reaper joined another marketing team

It's just logical

What the ***, raisin box

Relatable Horse

Best place to masturbate