Go to the Taj Mahal at Sunrise, they said. It'll be beautiful, they said.

Truely the best card.

tfw no gf :(

accurate

I Like the Cut of This Person's Jib

My step-daughter had a melt down while taking Christmas pictures a few years ago so I made this ornament that we now hang on the tree every year.

Not all heroes wear capes. Never forget the important people at Christmas.

Gottem

He Knows When You Are Sleeping...

My friends Prince inspired Christmas tree

Engine at work

Cool brother

GENTLEMAN

boxing ball z

You see that guy over there...?

Inappropriate sheet of music is inappropriate

The Socratic Method, AKA Jon Snowing

I’m Batman

Lol...c'mon man!

Well crap.

Hide the Sharpie.

Food piramid btw

20% of women are lying.

A true warrior

Halo Kitty 3

this is too much

Time Person of the Year - Netflix Skip Intro

Canadian Road Rage

ham starr

Same

Such a loli day

Leaked scene

fight!

Josh is getting coal this year

Watching my parents farm for the weekend... Note from my mom.

Technically I'm dead inside so...

Randomly placed in a petting zoo

Smash their skulls on our tummies

Notlikethis

Could this be the god himself

Diglett!

Fam

When life gives you Slap-on's!

faoooo

top 10 anime battles

British vandalism at its best

bamboozle

Happens quite often

Christmas graphics have really changed over the last 20 years. 1997 vs 2017

A joke book from 1940, And it was pure savage

When Mom Knows How to Trim :p

Biggest photobomb in history

Save the plants

Okay

:'(

current state of affairs

This is black humor. I'm on the top 10 list

When your country laws allow you only one plant.

There is always a dog that will spoil the photo

I should learn the accent first before I decide to be enlisted.

understandable

He got this

My grandpa sends me this every time I'm on my phone next to him

David needs to calm down a bit

"Own A Piece of Your Childhood"

No thanks, I won't be opening that

I'll take "Nicknames for My Penis" for $300

Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows

haha girlfriend.

“For Christmas, I would like a new ball and a smoking jacket, and I’d like to remind you of all the times I warned you about incoming people to the yard.”

Just another day at the office...

Youtube gems 38

“Does he bite?” —— “No, but he judges you”

I’m not quite sure Fox News thought this graphic through...

Allll aboard

I'm sure it's legit

Help. Me.

Guy in my town really knows how to decorate for the holidays.

Ms. Moore I give you 1/2 a star.

They didn’t think that through.

The truth hurts!

Best hidden easter egg

Lol......

A bitter man’s dying wish

Always check the number

Dear Santa... it was worth it...

How different snowfall amounts affect different regions of the USA

Go replay Fallout instead of buying Battlefront II

Lest we forget, this guy was defending the Homeland from terrorism 30 years ago

Wendy's dishing out grilled meat

It Could Only Happen In Russia

Happiness and Holidays

Why I trim my pubes.

The Best Full Page Ad Ever

The downside of having terrible eyesight

Day 11 : Let there be ants

When the teacher leaves and the whole classroom starts copying off each other.

Loan Wolf

The depressed cat on this off-brand cat food

Please stop bullying him