Dad joke level: expert

omae wa mou shindeiru

This seems like a decent idea actually

ad placement 10/10

The owner of this restaurant that had a car drive through the front doors sure is taking it well.

Song title didn’t fit on our cars display.

Congrats to Apple’s CEO Tim Cook for earning $98 million in bonuses!

The date was going so well... i don’t know why he never called?

Classical.

good show

Anatomy of Songs

Me in grade school

Pepe has been faithfully riding the roll at my parents house for over 22 years.

wolololo

Well i learnt something new. Do me a favor and teach the rest

Lady Gaga VS the Super Bowl

Does Not Compute

When you try to get the cat into the bathtub

2017 summed up

I Know the feels !

This would be a Question for ages...

Romeo and Juliet from doggy’s world!

Ray Romano in the Big Sick summing up why I try to avoid the internet

Love and war...

Best gaming mouse

Looks like I'm up for a crazy weekend

The never-ending sleep struggle

Yes you did

Okayy

She think's I'm drowning every time I take a bath

Just Bill Murray Things...

the madman!

Ebin :DDDD

So I teach English abroad and this was my student's phonics book.

bork

Celebrity look-a-like.

Oh boy, Christmas carols just ain't what they used to be.

Our town church ofter has clever headlines.

I miss these guys

I'll never see Jack White the same way again

Modifying Dad’s gift.

Caught the exact moment she spotted the Vet’s office

Its Xmas carol time at Jiangsu University in China!

Got my gf this regal cat portrait for Christmas. I think her cat approves.

From a “how to draw” book

Appreciate the honesty Janet

Literally, everytime.

Yo why the *** does my cat sleep like this?

I found him in the middle of Missouri!

Well that is one way to prevent theft

The entire NorthEast U.S. right now?

Cold day in Toronto, ON. Found this frozen starbucks cup on a sidewalk.

I'll have 1 alcohol please!

This bloke’s been here before..

Where BB-8 came from

Dear Santa, I want a little brother for Christmas

Local dog destroys capitalism

wide

A Goodbye to those we lost on HL in 2017

My daughter drew a river and lake.

I'd pay for that

Spotted this couple while having lunch. She's talking but I guarantee he ain't listening.

I'm a real feminist

And for one second

Reasons I update software

Why does this always happen to me?

dad called me crazy

"Will smith gets tricked by his son"

hah, gay

When you get told you can only use one side of piece of paper to write formulas for the final...

Woops,I guess they all know now

Finally found the square root

Plumber in training

Replaced my little sisters graduation photo with one of the supreme leader 3 weeks ago. Dad still hasn’t noticed.

My girlfriend had a new app update

Tacos has already won

I love sequel memes

Metal gear fish

its bean great

If it's on the internet it must be true

WRONG HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

damn son

bichael

Went on a beach vacation, Dad thought he was capturing a tender moment... Boyfriend just asked me to hold onto his boat while he puked. Naturally, I blew it up and put it on a blanket.

During this holiday season, never forget this wisdom

My new favorite thing is adding smiles to pictures of Samuel L. Jackson.

The strength of men

Grammar is important

Just gifted some of my old Lego to my nephew. Think these batteries might need to be replaced...

Raindeer not complying with cops

high sucction alert

Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing

nice save

@Burgerking hello!.

like to die instantly

dudes

A short movie about life.

Honest Target Slogan

Extreme af

So many options!!