Dogmander, Dogmeleon, Dogizard

My dad bought my American girlfriend's conservative family a box of candy from our home country of Iran. They were a bit concerned about one particular ingredient.

I’m no historian, but let’s take a left.

They keep calling me..

Monopoly got it right back in 1998

My Dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low temperatures

A young Hershel Krustofsky sits with his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky

I giggled more than I should have.

Philosopup

What gun doesn't kill?

I'm bulking!

I’m seriously freaking out here, people!

When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.

Filming a corpse is fine

da whey

I totally didnt see him either

Same

Brand New Car

"I'm not sure how I should feel about this."

Keanu... Keanu Never Changes

Youtube ***ed

Dominos

Mr Steal your face

Blowjobs are my forte

Yes, Sure!

The mustard terrorist

Finally realized why it sounded familiar

I dare you to litter in this town

The Sun is, literally, a fair weather friend.

Another Stable Genius

#PrayForOregon

Only in Cleveland! 0-16 Browns parade!

Lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman

A Guide To Warning Lights

The Legend of Zelda BOTW explains bitcoin

“I swear I’ll do it, Steve. I swear to God, I’ll do it!”

I don't think translating that would help...

Dating food

I'm Mr Meeseeks

Someone’s about to get fired..

Some storm aye?

This sign knows me

That guy is in some serious trouble

Nice

I can't ever get over this painting I just don't understand who wpuld paint this?!

News feed that goes together.

Gym Bamboozle

Finally a car placard that makes sense!

Found this on my old phone, made my day.

When you walk into your bachelorette party and find out your sister made all your friends wear a mask of your fiancé's face! This is nightmare material, right here!

How technology can evolve so quickly, in such a short span of time

Isn't the wheel at the bottom sort of kind of cheating ?

but wait, there's more!!

Boss

Ready to go back to school now.

Anne Hathaway being a bro..

Truth

Sleeping Trucks

More memes

Delete

Stolen

Hahaha

Soap

Questions that need to be answered

More shitty memes

Wow

Same

S u c c

Tide pot

Haha

Goals

Don't

K bye

X files

Just pull it off fast!

Bad

Pls

Gotta keep files extra thafe

Oooi

Succ

not today

Memes

Bang

NOO

Fly

This kid is living in 3018

Yes

Haha

Done

Jummy

More x files

Pranked

Jummy

Hnnnnnng

Mate

Jeeing

Comrade

Quality

Cool

Sign I made for my dad on Father’s Day.