If there’s a fire, we’re fighting.

It hurts cause its true.

A New Take

I got pretty far in cat stack last night

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

Running skype on startup

Car drove this through brick fence, neighbor put this out

They aren’t great, but....

the real MVP's

Shoulda went with the PPO..... credit M.Nixon

The attack waitress is back

damn hits close

When the stairs are broken

My wife's sister is coming to visit. Getting the guest room ready.

At least theres death

Reading reviews to find a restaurant for tonight. Definitely going to support this owner. There's plenty more gems too...

Alt-Right Traps are so simple.

ＷＨＯＬＥＳＯＭＥ

Another use for post-it notes. >.<

Someone in my building put this in the "free" pile and pointed it right at my door, causing me to shit a brick.

If I were a mechanic, this would be me...

Emphasis on Iago

Arianna

And now for my secret technic - BEGONE THOT - someone add music

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

"Look, tiny hooman, like dis.."

Either way it’s still an important part of growing up...

We peak at as a society

Im happy they used Papa Franku / RIP /

Doing a little dance, like humans do. A very humanly dance. He's such a homo sapiens, our Mark.

Writer's Block

Gotya

Tide Pods Shot

Transparency ™

I've waited my entire life to see someone actually try this

yes

If i tell you, i have to take to a dinner

You can always depend on family

so much nostalgia

FUS ROH DA

There must be a great reason this sign showed up in my workplace bathroom.

Whenever it shows in Texas

It’s happening again

How to use a shower gel

Minute Maid going for the liquid detergent approach

This ladies Pope sticker on her car

the feels

fisherfighter sounds way cooler tho

Phantom Menace was the wor...

Hate that feeling

For solar powered path lights

Visual depiction of my anxiety

Everyone is locking up tidpods but my local Costco was giving out free samples

Has anyone ever told you...

PSSHHHHH SEX IS FOR LOSERS ANYWAY

My coworker isn’t feeling well and decided to rest at lunch. I thought she was in her car until someone pointed out she’d been at her desk all along.

Don't travel with Tom Hanks.

Saw this at my local repair supplies shop

Anon wishes he got nuked

I’m a cop and this year during our annual inservice training for CPR, I’m going to have colored copies of this made and passed out to the class:

Not even milk is alone

My parents cleaned out their closet and found a Christmas gift that I was supposed to get in 1993.

Finding Nemo

How well do you understand physics?

Now that is a good wall

Thot Catcher

Guilty pleasures

Is it just me or does the IRS building sign look like a cards against humanity card?

KIDS CARTOONS GET REAL

Moon: 12 People have been there

Take me, my hero!

Yawn...

I had to look a few times

C R I M I N A L S C U M

Fresh Buns

This is the kind of love I want

That'll do pig, that'll do

Some things are better left white.....

Win win win

The City of Los Angeles just posted this to their job page on facebook

Coconut

Asked Dominoes to ‘Draw your best Velociraptor on the box’

THE STATE OF YOUTUBE

Its always a black guy...

This show was gold

I too have a bird that visits my window at work.

frenchies got game

Canada

shia labeouf style

I broke at the screeming part.

My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.

haha yes

Another step for mankind

Not good.

Amazon Reviewer recommends shade

It was one big story all along

Sneaky Pete

***es better make this reach front

My biggest fears in life

This is on an actual teacher's manual