Tonight’s CVS receipt for a $4 purchase

Walmart knows Valentine’s Day

My buddy installed a camera after constantly being ding dong ditched. Today he found the culprit.

It’s pronounced data.

The turn of events…

I accidentally melted a bottle of honey and now it looks like the inbred cousin

If you can't beat 'em

I wonder what happened to it

Only acceptable use of the selfie stick.

You mean like regular ***ing headphones?

Living off the grid

I'm sleepy

i want that too

rekt

cmon

Woman please

Trash cats are cool

Happy Valentine's day!!

My current position in life.

Alex is the hero we need

Ice-skating + HD cameras =

She will be loved.

Everybody makes mistakes sometimes

Fashion demands victims

Me when I smell horseradish

Genetics for dummies.

Come on Peter this is genin level stuff.

When you play the same champion every game.

Poor Kyle

Sometimes we really need that shower, girls!

The most accurate Venn diagram

Ever wonder what your dog is thinking

VR jealous

Scientists have found a way to regain memory

Relatable

LMAO!!

Ultimate comeback

Witty comment about Trump administration

Man redefines horror

Will you quack me back?

Shietttt it's worthless now

don't keep the feels inside

B.B.C news

“They’re just like us!”

stop flexin' on me so hard please !

When you leave all your homework for Sunday night.

welp

Getting into the meme game after a ban.

gedämpfter Schinken

oh *** wtf ?

heh

When you turn 100 and cant play with legos anymore.

Imagine someone asks if you have a light and you whip out a flammenwerfer

Chocolates give some women a buzz.

He's feeling pretty confident about the rose

Hey hey heeeeey

Highschool...

Gee, Thanks Kid!

oof

When you set an alarm every 5 minutes in the morning

Post Malone's skull tatoo looks like an old man's butt

gank

That one single guy on Valentine's day

hah-dot-respectwoman

outplayed. now to my loli hentai

New Goal: Hang Potatoes For A Living

Know your Big Cats!

always member

He always does this...

When Windows XP froze so you’d drag the window around

Just kinda shimmer

Snow Octopus

that one guy who didnt study, smoked a joint and aced the test while studied your ass off and failed

Darwin Day Poster

This is me....EVERY DAY

MadVlad finds marshmallows.

And read the Bible daily

How many gold medals do you have?

I like how they have pictures of local cats that they presumably interviewed for the article

Visiting my brother in Louisiana for Mardi Gras. When nature called, I was greeted by this lovely needlepoint.

I knew it was a real place

Girl what he do

Elon Musk transformation..

Saw this on a local Facebook Swap Shop page.

Dubs>subs

Guess I’m not going to this target location.

Your Uber has arrived!

How every news travels...!!!!

This is why I love this game.

sheesh

she ain't no women

Earth-chan was a setup!

when you invest all your points into luck.

Well I'm sold

yummy yummy

theory vs practice

I regret everything

*concerned look*

Bobs and Vagene are too good

Who should the NBC hire to comment for the Olympics