When you turn 100 and cant play with legos anymore.

Imagine someone asks if you have a light and you whip out a flammenwerfer

Chocolates give some women a buzz.

He's feeling pretty confident about the rose

Hey hey heeeeey

Highschool...

Gee, Thanks Kid!

oof

When you set an alarm every 5 minutes in the morning

Post Malone's skull tatoo looks like an old man's butt

gank

That one single guy on Valentine's day

hah-dot-respectwoman

outplayed. now to my loli hentai

New Goal: Hang Potatoes For A Living

Know your Big Cats!

always member

He always does this...

When Windows XP froze so you’d drag the window around

Just kinda shimmer

Snow Octopus

that one guy who didnt study, smoked a joint and aced the test while studied your ass off and failed

Darwin Day Poster

This is me....EVERY DAY

MadVlad finds marshmallows.

And read the Bible daily

How many gold medals do you have?

I like how they have pictures of local cats that they presumably interviewed for the article

Visiting my brother in Louisiana for Mardi Gras. When nature called, I was greeted by this lovely needlepoint.

I knew it was a real place

Girl what he do

Elon Musk transformation..

Saw this on a local Facebook Swap Shop page.

Dubs>subs

Guess I’m not going to this target location.

Your Uber has arrived!

How every news travels...!!!!

This is why I love this game.

sheesh

she ain't no women

Earth-chan was a setup!

when you invest all your points into luck.

Well I'm sold

yummy yummy

theory vs practice

I regret everything

*concerned look*

Bobs and Vagene are too good

Who should the NBC hire to comment for the Olympics

xcx r

The wolf of Wall Street

Damn it ernie

When you get too high and start asking the real questions

One of my most favourite reviews on Amazon

Ohh no no no

...and invited all friends

do it

meIRL

Anyway. Here's a Shitpost.

Best Korea wins winter olimpics

I’ll just be a hater...

reeeeeeee

When you accidentally search for "kimono dragon".

"Pediatrician had this posted"

shoot it boy

Bill Murray's greatest idea.

The earth is obviously flat

When you leave all of your homework for Sunday

For every pun

just a reminder

The value of an upvote.

I told my boss we need to put a sign up so the kitchen staff knows we sharpened the knives and this is what he chose to tell everyone.

Best feeling

You know its that gay

Hypocrisy.jpg

Me every time I study

S P E E D

quick maths

Thats pretty goood.

Keanu 3:16

Here to talk to you about cat Dia-beet-us

Racial lines overcome

The real saint

Introvert life

Evidently Random acts of kindness are illegal now.

How’d your kid get suspended? Well...

But hey, that's just a theory. An al(t)right theory.

Airplane Safety

Tutorials

Classic sunday for me

Need a card that'll melt her heart this year? This one will do it so well it'll seem like an inside job.

If people can have emotional support pea***s I should be able to have this

This girl is killing it

Land of the free, but congress for sale …

Interviews..

She is straight up slaying this fart!

Attempted a faceswap with my dog but ...

Damn

Level of accuracy here is 100%

waa