I told my daughter that CDs have music on them.
I really HOPE they listen....
Didn't think I'd like my new REAL ID photo, but they gave me a killer wheat comb over!
Do you even vape bro
Reminder for Michigan drivers, no more snow to hide shitty road.
My friend's new yoga photo. I don't have the heart to tell her.
Cool timelapse of roadwork being done
how to drive on ice
Say goodbye to costly toilet paper!
I wanted to see if people would actually write reviews for jail. Was not disappointed.
Take me Gisus!
This little monster is a Brussels Griffon
In Russia, slides climb you
When someone at the gym is waiting for you to finish your last set
She Asked for a Pony for Her Birthday
Well that complicates things....
This has to be the final level
People who live in 2067
Which cup would you take?
Viva la resitance
another one
Doggo knows..
Bug in matrix
Donny Kerabatsos Action Figure
One of my best friends married his girlfriend yesterday. Our other best friend was his witness.
The demicolon
*Lens Flares*
When you do all the work in the group project.
Gain
Invasion of Ronald McDonald
Yipp
Yeah true but what animal is Spongebob?
how not to wear a tank top
A Newspaper Police Blotter
Someone in my neighborhood was getting angry because people were pissing in front of a building where he lives. He ended up hanging this sign
Simpsons got it again
No one could have imagined...
A frickin’ elephant
This is what happens when you bring a goat indoors
OC Gondola
And she wants me to leave the seat down!
When you mastered rotation
Chip and Dale are the coolest chipmunks!
Haha, good luck guys
My co-worker shared this on her facebook after having a disciplinary meeting. She's 56.
S'moreos
"Onward, noble steed!"
I hope his name is Deadpool
the new gun
I'm going to hell for this
Yes I’ll have diablo sauce
Old but too good
Taking it to another level.
I feel like the Canadian Olympic broadcasters aren't very impartial
Maddie Rooney's Wikipedia Page Shortly After Winning Gold in Pyeongchang
My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house...
Happy birthday kid from Hot Fuzz
Motivational bathroom stall door
This ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog.
A Great Man Once Said
A fancy night out
At least we know there's fluorine in the water
what a day!
Well, he’s not wrong.
*Insert Screaming Pepe*
96%
It's what you get for Literal Shitposting
put that tape over your camera
Ditch Netflix be vintage
Fallout: New Vegas was real.
Same here, bad sir
I didn’t make this but it was too funny not to share
"Shit's about to go down"
My first attempt at Tilt Shift Photography
Olympics.
Nothing got you more hyped as a kid
#Resist
Internet search history
Found the other week at a local gas station.
Long distance cat tracking
Found at local zoo
Probably happened.
Oscar was a wise old grouch
Very disappointed in everyone...
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
I think Subway forgot something
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it.
Bill Gates is Lucille Bluth
The Solo Family
Haha -
Texas Hospitality
dodges that gay shit
Disaster averted!
the end
you're welcome plebs
Caution: Invincible Moose Ahead!
I thought it was a geography test
How to fight a bear
Is there something on my face?
Wakanda knuckles