“I just don’t understand why you can’t work any faster”

The Jeep Wrangler “Stormtrooper” edition has to be the safest car on the market. You’re guaranteed not to hit anything.

What do you call your pet?

is this..

I live my life by this quote.

This made me laugh.. but mostly feel disappointed :/

me irl

You sold me

Opened up a locker after water polo and almost shit myself

[Oc] No u!

Anyone have the link to this article? It’s for research purposes.

Lemon???

Poor ad placement.

Oh so that’s why they drive like that.

No wonder they have a lot of old roman roads in Belgium

Maximum effort given when naming places on this island in Kiribati

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi the bear?

Go see a psychiatrist, they said. She’ll help with your self esteem, they said.

Every cold morning

HUUUuuuuuuuuHELP

Thank you unsung hero for paying it forward

Is this the future world leader

Finally there's a single note showing my wealth.

ur mom

Gold into an endless pit of shait and reposts

hue

its simply: you cant

Alice in chains.

Hugging buildings

What to do...?

Buzzfeed will getcha

Swallowing gum

IHOP in Seatac

You’ve got WiFi!

So....

My hands look like this so her hands can...

Poor IE.

Indian hyperloop

I before E

The day after the warranty expires on my laptop

That eagle must be retarded

I’ve always wondered...

This restaurant's table was on a raised platform.

When the amount of alcohol is just right.

I’m a real boy!

Shutdown

Norway!!!!

Top 1 Anime Comebacks

Don't piss dad off

OC: Old Reliable

fear

too little too late

Thats pretty gay.

Sims 3 patch notes are just the bestest

The news.

shitpost

If we start arming teachers.

Thank god it's not an AR

My wife posted this... I have to admit, I'm a little proud

How to draw a rat

Depends on the Muslim child’s stance on abortion.

English is a funny language...

Fergalicios deaf

The Most ***ed Up Fortune Cookie I've Ever Seen

A Thai restaurant had some random white guy pretend to be Tom Cruise

L84 ANL

Naked man riding an ATV running from the police today in Kansas City

When American Eagle ruins picture day

The word’s ruined

We don't deserve Dave

Vodka Coffee - Sorry Mom & Dad

Scenes from KFC HQ last week.

How to win a prank war. My friend snuck a heinous portrait of me into a charity auction that I was attending. Sold for $200.

Security guard doing an ocular pat down

Small donations welcome.

First Day of School: Before and After

Saw this on the way to work ;)

deathbeforedigital is not wrong

Roasted on Quora like

The baddest good boy

Give everyone a wand!

Poor Herbert...

oh rip

Relatable

I complimented this guy for his shirt. He thanked me and told me he got it because it makes his dad mad.

Mr. waffles plan all along...

pew pew, shut up

shitpost

We try not to giggle when new guests walk down the hall to our bathroom for the first time.

Dwayne Schrute

Highschool....

Chinese Olympic body builders

OC: Fair point.

The perfect face-swap doesn’t exi-

The deadliest battle

The blonde police

What my in-laws’ neighbor gives to kids every Halloween. Cracks me up.

Re latab le

Back in 2014 my husband and I were required to make a resume for our kitten to rent an apartment. We found it tonight and haven't stopped laughing.

Weight loss plans.. and happy hats!