I'm not touching you!

My biology professor trying to fit in with the 'youngsters'

Hopefully you guys find my shirt as amusing as I do!

Correct*

dick

Saw this guy at a festival last night.

Found this gem in a pub in Dublin

Gee Thanks??

The most intense photo ever taken

Having rough dreams.

I noticed there were a lot of apps with lettered logos so... Speaks for itself.

awkward

Classic Rob

No Egrets.

Gotta elevate

Intense shoot out

So is he dead now?

hairstyles

Hell yeah

Relatable

What am I? A god or something?

Web Browsers

Legen-wait for it-Dary

It's always a long story.

Stealed

Easter on April Fool’s be like

Damn that story

Anon has a bick dig

Kerbe

The truth right here

Dachshund is ready for the rain

this will be hard to beat..

I can’t live in a world so limiting any more

Recursion at it's finest

My wife and I went to a childs's birthday party. The theme was unicorns.

Sometimes the funniest things are completely unplanned

When you make your own movies.... you get to pick your own Co-Stars

Someone lost their cat at my school and this is how they notified their peers...

Flower girl at my sisters wedding

I Wanted To Ask The Driver The Same Thing About Their Car...

Google Assistant makes a dad joke

I love amazon

The truth hurts.

Mlyaaa

If you have a bad day

Damn SJW's

Shitposting to hide the pain

I had to clear my history twice in a few minutes and this is the judgement I get from Google

My sisters bookmark says it all

XD XD XD LETS GET THIS TO TWO LIKES XD XD XD # M A D L A D

The Truth about hand dryers. Seen in Des Moines Airport.

A note that my little cousin left for his dad.

The Signs that our Local Fire Dept. puts up...

***. your. shit.

Me and a guy I met at a party wore the same mismatched socks

Someone had fun naming this rock

Crap.

R.I.P. :((

Calm ur tit

"Realistic" mannequin

Haters

Thanks for clarifying

Piccaso!

Harold just checked his own rule 34

Any Truth To This?

And Clarence lives at home with both parents

....and the party just got interesting!

Risk O.O

A Map Of Australia For Americans

I relate to this blowfish.

Everybody does it. I'm doing it right now

This sign at the local dispenzzeria

Do You Want to Play With My Balls?

The blanket that my husband got me for Christmas. It’s his face

Both hands!

Inflation is a serious problem

Nuuuu

Darned vanity plates!

The most accurate sign

Ninga

For when you want to burn down a forest, obviously

Sad clown

rip kitten

Bubble and balls.

Props to whoever stacked these

It’s fun to stay at the...

My friend disappeared on a stag do, We got this message in the morning...

the price is all right

Surname Search

The Goonies now

Guess I like Beijing too

... Like they used to

When you visit a torrent site!

Wait Whatttt ?

Great advise

What is.... Love?

Batman got no chills.

And she wants me to leave the seat down.

New Englanders will understand the struggle.

Best before tomorrow.....I think.