Not even the heimlich maneuver can save you

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I'd always fear this if it happened...

His soul

We should totally stab Caesar

Aye f*ck you

Most Likely

When people brag about the iphone they got

The most amazing golf shot you will ever see.

Srsly y

Weird, but effective

When the pizza man arrives

It couldn't have been better said

I read it in her voice

Gamer problems

Thats exactly what i wanted to say

Here's a free demo.

I hate those people...

Too many feels!

Tekken lvl: Africa

Still a better love story than twilight

Kitty

Woo woo woo PSHH PSHH woo PSHH

To infinity

And beyond

If you know what i mean

Mother of god...

From now on, I love mouses

Would freak me out too

I hate my f*cking life.

Beer

Why people should use condoms.

I want this.

How to keep your dog busy all day long

Bite me one more time.

Really feels embarrassing...

When someone hugs your crush

I'm no firefighter but..

Why I love Conan

My Dark Confession

What you guys laughing at?

Good Guy Dog

Starbucks logo

Brain hack

Revenge dog always gets revenge

Memeception

This is pure internet gold

A fail, or a win?

I <3 Realism

Galaxy Crash

Niceee.. <3

When my friends saw me talking to my crush

Penguin plans to annihilate the entire human race

When you forget to clear your history

....bye.

Your snowman will never be this awesome!

Well, at least i did it...

My precious.

It's a troll, no doubt about it!

Hell, here I come!

Some Barney Stinson magic

Quickly!

Texting while crossing the street...

When someone doesn't get sarcasm and tries to correct me

Marijuana needle?! Serious?!

I dont know what to say now

Photoshoppers. You know what to do.

Smashing!

Cmon, you can do it

When your friend has a sunburn

Power of alcohol

Almost like the Internet.

The physics of that shot make it seem legit

Yep, true story.

The Walking Dread

Master hunter

The Boxcreature

Facebook tip for the ladies

Deep thoughts

When The Door Bell Rings When You're Waiting For The Pizza Guy

I Hope The Promotion Was Worth It...

Hi - aaw...

Ohhhh tumblr...

Looks delicious.

I need a woman like this!

The Power Fap

But why the turtle is always high?

No one really like monday

Jimmy Kimmel

He's alive!

It actually Works!

The horrors of war

That escalate quickly

Oh patrick I knew you were smart but not so smart

The Differences Similarities The Mall And Skyrim

Imagine if we just put prisoners in pokeballs

C&H with banana for scale

Walrus!

You'll have fun, she said

We can.t blame Him...