Lol, the real life Sid from "Toy Story!"

Excellent Choice

You prego?

Something’s not quite right here.

And I owe it money

Math lectures can be interesting sometimes

Sex in the City star turns 53 today!

Oh can't you see... your food belongs to me...

My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people

An army of guinea pigs?

Sweet freedom

Meanwhile in Lompoc, CA

Be a roach

Your weird if you didn’t do this

A rare pic that you can hear

God i love prequel memes

"Unforeseen Circumstances"

A lad that drunk so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his Girlfriend was on his shoulders

Wii curling

When the two friends you introduced to each other start hanging out without you.

hey, the genius figures it out

These damn kids and their phones ruining everything!!

Spider-Man gets an Easter surprise!

Y e s

This week on American Choppers

Why you don't inbreed

“Enhanced Water” at a Utah Target

That's gonna sting

Should have put 10 of them.

I guarantee they have no idea what they've just done

H-hey girls..

A subtle difference...

I read this in his voice and it’s hilarious every time

The Dude Abides.

It's too perfect!

What I Learned from Cooking Shoes

My friend got a roomba

Highway to heaven

LPT for teens living on their own for the first time

Wow! Lots of people must've been born in 1969!

I cry

Fact Hunt

From today’s rally in DC:

Timber..

You go first..

Bought a doll wig for something work-related and then realized how majestic my cat looks in it.

Y E S

sorry I missed pi day

Forgot to take the chocolate Easter bunny out of the car..

Best Fish Company Ever

Just a normal conversation with my friend.

Just the right amount of storage.

A new way to mess with your friends when you ship them something. Fine print matters.

Luxury Cracker Selection

Damn good blueberries

@Nikio is this what u show ur cat???

The Joys Of Fatherhood.

This kid on Google Maps...

Wonder if he'll leave his pot of gold?

It's Morphine Time...

OOF

Nothing quite says the resurrection of Jesus quite like a SWAT Team Easter basket.

Chubby Spider-Man bumping bellies with my dad in Spain

Anyone seen Bob?

Mmm! My favorite!

Designer Bananas

T-2 deleted scene

A better use of textbook money...

Help Wanted : Prison Escape

He'd paint that shit with a single swipe, too

Ouch

peter hurts his shitty 2009 tutorial

Typing the problem in 4chan isn't gonna help either

When School Is Canceled In April

All that saving finally paid off.

*inhales your personal data*

Am I the only one that tried to read the letters as a word?

Popping caps and blazing happy little trees

Good policy

Detention was 34 years ago today

This gives a whole new meaning for a "dead man walking !"

When you get a VR headset and everyone around you is jealous

Oh damn

Didn’t know that Guillermo Del Toro had a brother

Christopher Cross: the only man to look like both members of Tenacious D in one lifetime

Why are you littering?

A Student's Life

When teacher talks about quantum physics and i remember that i watched 1 episode of Rick and Morty

Bottle for gym

If parrots evolved like Pokémon

Hampton Inn throws shade at msn.com

Natural selection...

Most accurate pie chart!!!

Connor McSavage

HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND

oh my god no

A girl actually did this to me today bois

Took 45 minutes on the phone with Verizon

You don't need to be a mind reader....

3 yr olds be like