Didn’t know that my 4’9.5” wife could look even smaller but there she is.

sad

All clear!

*taps forehead*

Was out sailing and found Seal Team 6

We should never have let the French make our new passports

Relatable

Well yeah

oil

Special needs teachers put this up today.

Poor design decisions

Breakfast at Kim's

wait he's not?

Ah board game memes, sure.

Oh yeeeaaa mr crabs

Checklist for injury free life

Twitter Canyon?

This is why I kill spiders.

Slippery signage...

Where your bad behavior suddenly becomes acceptable.

Growing up with siblings...

He tried to catch the toy with his paws

Parents: "When you will finally have you own child". Me:...

This is unsettling...

Jesus' Ascension into Heaven (Luke 24:50-53)

much like hugelol

Saw this during my german class

y tho?

Well, he did what he was told.

Bill’s Tinder Profile

Jack isn't very happy.

After the Battle at Hogwarts, the Dementors turned to modeling.

Highly Illogical

I don’t expect this sorta of Racism when i’m shopping.

Who doesn't love daniel<3

Facebook and Privacy.

Add from computer . Add from URL

When your donuts aren’t the best..

"I ***ing love the desert!!"

Im a bit salty about this one

What the f*ck!?

Impromptu Homies

heh

heh

Stolen just like stability of the Middle East

accept it

your fetish

The Alphabet

Here's a secret ..

Stealing your info since 2004.

She a THOT

This shit had me dying.

Important Questions Only

I don't see the point of this sculpture

You’ve been warned

An interesting title

Gym review. I’m sold.

California has always been fashion forward

Daaaaamn!

RAISE YOUR POWER LEVEL SON!!!!

When Easter falls on April 1st

How to get adopted: Dogs vs Cats

How to keep people away from your food.

My wife just bought these coasters.

True

8 stars eh, I see the problem.

Those drums are sick

Don't be a drama queen

english dub best dub

Context is one hell of a drug

Powerful sign we can all get behind

Best Friends...

Tom Hanks Stipulation

This baby that looks like Ed Sheeran

uPgRaDeD

Gotta love Cersei...

Happy Birthday, Nikio

Subliminal messaging spotted in a South Carolina Walmart

Someone has to take the inititive!

"Groot, you OK, buddy?"

Somebody help me please

I thought it was a butt too!

pickup line

Poor Blanche.

woohoo

It was only a kiss IT WAS ONLY A KISS

You WHAT your dog??!?!

hipsters

Innovative Japan..

Relatable

Mind if I join in kids?

Ask me if I give a ***

@downudder

Cmon Greg

I love to eat fish at work.

Meanwhile, in Louisiana...

Marshmallow Ron Swanson

Take tumblr *to* seriously

They Know.

Toilet Paper Math Is Hard