Settle down, Dave.

My pool guy sent my weekly report with the side note that he fell into the pool! I wish i had it on video.

Spiderbaby

Need that sleep though

Why they do her like that....

No tariffs, s'il vous plait

My favorite sign from the teacher walkout in Oklahoma. Guthrie was the original state capital of Oklahoma.

My kids bored in line at Disneyland.

Along Came a Hairclip

Don't want to be offensive now

A graphic that's becomes 20x funnier if you call it a Venn Diagram

Ah not again

Seems to work

And that's being generous!

Loving family man

Ain't no party like a meerkat party!

Cats will judge a book by the cover.

This captcha gave me more than I bargained for

Where's Waldo? The final search.

Shawty

Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter

me trying to impress..

Where were the po-po when this was posted?

Lol

Is it wrong that I'm suddenly in the mood for BBQ?

Ready Player Long Legs

oh no

Special

New CVS personal record - 57.5” for a $4.18 transaction

Every year on good Friday this man comes into our Bar dressed up as a Roman soldier

That's about right...

Saw this gem again

GIVE... ME... MY TICKET!

Communism doesn't wor...

Only memes can save me from my depression

Roger that, Gold Five.

Thanks tesco

50+ sociology teachers at university

They said he couldn’t, yet Elon Musk delivered again

Day and Night mode

Puzz3D - now available in you local supermarket.

:thinking:

I'm so straight and narrow, I don't even drink coffee

When you’re the first one in to work, and you walk into a pristine bathroom

Veterans will chuckle

A PSA in India

makes me angry

Sir are you having trouble over here?

3rd Leg

peeping tom

A Polygraphy Frank, Really?

Finally some good advise

Sarcasm :(

what

pathetic

There can only be one good guy.

Wait for assistance.

The only "too soon" is procognition

I can't believe he killed Harrison Ford twice.

It took me forever to find what was wrong here...

NOT too soon

Surprise geography test

Feelin Froggy

The instructions for this new dog shampoo

Froggy's Island

Your porn is safe from now on.

The hero Scotland needs

Game, Set, Match.

Forever blowing bubbles

Disney knows wats up

These magnets my friend brought back from China

Wow.. Just wow

I can't ever unsee it.

“Better than nothin’”

An Amazing Idea. Yes!

Don't leave me....

Dick. The best movie of 1999.

Got Em!

Has he lsot the ability to count to six or something?

If you're going to make a cookie, do it right. Ingredients include a "shit ton of buttah"

Not the best add placement

When I get old....

if babies were reasonable people

If you believe in this...

Gave this guy a dollar to take a pic of his sign.

Salute to the Engineer.

Finally jeez

where is my treat.?

For the future war of humanity

The empire we deserve

Never gonna let you down.

Do newspapers really have editors?

Not OC but eh...

I have a headache.....

He who hesitates...

But where is the father?

when you finally found what bothers you the whole year

Is this a cat.

Found this interesting 'poem' in my grandpa's things today.

The future is now