The Field Museum in Chicago used the most fabulous unit of measure I’ve ever seen to describe their new dinosaur

Me at 1am

The world's most useless clock

Hey mom, they have your movie!

Submitted the wrong essay

A Chinese food place had this posted on the front window

He knew how to have fun

Leave the plants alone :)

They be like

Classical purple nurple

It’s a vicious cycle.

I'm not sure if I own a dog or a majestic chupacabra with a weave.

Science

A nice place, except for the Saturday earthquakes.

This Steve Buscemi cat

Sir Cancerlot

Every. Night.

Cable company is a dick!

T H I C C K

Don't Loose Your Pen Calculation Proof

"That's XCOM baby!"

WTF, I am so scared right now

So smug

It’s a hard life to lead when burdened with math

Who’s it gonna be bois

For those who have to change it, may the force be with you

Speech 100

Stay petty, my friends.

This made me laugh so hard...

Fan art

Paying Attention

I'm So Ready

South Park may have posted the best 4/20 pic from yesterday

What one is better

Finally living my best life

Vinyl

:thinking:

A sign at a coffee shop in Franschhoek

Clickbait...

Trolling in the deep

Boy, are you big enough?

Humorous Antisocial Tattoo

When you transmutate your son into a dog, but forget that he is retarded

How To Yell

My state has a town that makes 50% of it's revenue from a speed trap. Google made the mistake of visiting it.

Totally baked.

Sign in front of my local tattoo shop

bitconeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

relax, bro

It Looks like there's an axe murderer on the loose...

pony culture is metal as F*ck

Forced into the real world

So my little brother drew this...

Winnie the Pooh - “The Crystal Meth Years“

All praise Lord Keanu

you cant

read this with an eastern european accent

Pretty Kitty

What you would do?

homachu

Amphi-what?

Smash it

This photo of Tom Green and Andy Dick dressed up as each other is really freaking me out.

dog

Well I guess so

Well, I guess they got their discount

Yahoo doesn’t even use Yahoo as a search engine.

Just leave it for the dog

Eminem never won Rock, Paper, Scissor. It was always a draw.

This should be on the front page of Tumblr

I'm married with kids...so every chance I get

Me: .2

happy 420 I guess

Hes watching you even while you sleep.

The door's open this time. Confidence.

are starbucks memes here yet

I just found this daily journal of mine from kindergarten............

That's pretty accurate

We must join with them Ganfalf.

Somebody better buy that Ads space ASAP

Papa Doggo

How to apply for a job like a professional

Nut propulsion

друг

equal rights

Ed.....ward

Now it's all clear to me

saudi man? or yummy jam?

) 

Next time I'm going to Sports Clips.

Zombie defense.

Ricky was just cut from a different cloth.

Wasn’t me

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

The local paper runs a fake add in every issue

This headline

Do you see yourself in this pic :))?

The truth is out there

There are two types of people during Summer.

A worker who has short legs in Baskin Robbins