My friend's cat had surgery and now he has no pants
well....
Say what.
Decent costume,
YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Probably not what she expected he'd say.
I guess its free if theres no price tag
Sign at my work
I'm a hipster dumbass! We pretend to be stuff!
You already know where this is going...
I do agree with Alice
The scent of flagrant self-promotion.
When the car behind you honks and you look back and see this...
Definitely one of my favorite conversations from Austin Power
Imagine the pizza this came on
you only make this mistake once
This sign at my local church
Damn movie theatre prices
Don’t be like Bill
Only pain is real
Austin, TX Elementary School Attempt at Crowd Sourcing Ideas to Replace Currently Racist Name
My physics teacher is letting us straighten his hair before he shaves it for charity
Awe you guys made me Ink
The fuel light's on....
The onion getting cheeky today
Its been that kind of day
LOL Lunch break relaxation :P
Oh you delinquents
Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants talking to staff aboard Air Force One on a trip to Iowa, September 1984.
At the orthopaedist‘s office
Always serve Salem the business cat.
Terrifying... Yet Durable.
In the lights of the recent tweet storm.
Most accurate Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.
little dancing crab
Sasqwhere?
Not everyone has a Tony Stark budget.
Saw this in my dad’s office today... why?
Kitten facts
Can Lego be anymore weaponized?! My foot is crying!
Mortal Ennemies
Possibly the best photo I have ever taken of my cat.
shell shock
We love messing with the youngest guy in the office.
Why men shouldn't write advice columns
i hope it's a dog
sry for the lack of pixels
My 5 year old yells from the backyard, “My doll has a brown hair do!” Never expected this...
I love grading 1st grade worksheets
Can we get some love for these boys?
This Weather Rock in Regional NSW,Australia.
Mood ring
Ah yes, the Three Genders.
Hanging out in the neighbourhood
I'm sorry. Believe me i really am
It’s that time of year.
English people. So cultured. So eloquent.
My daughter asked me for a computer to watch you tube videos of dogs. I told her I have no money to buy it, she came out with her own solution to the problem:
Sometimes in life you do your very best but still get completely upstaged.
Don’t put ‘em down; lift them up!!!!
Checkmate flat- and round-earthers
When the man bun has come and gone...
Smile fades
My cat likes to attack me in the night, so I put a light in the hallway so I can see it coming.
Math is hard. Don't let it get you down
Anon is just sad
Adviceberg
FULL MOON
I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.
Gru spotted in the wild
Man needs his taco!
sEven days (thanks McTrump)
Oooooh...
Intelligence level very high!!!
My mom's pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial.
Blow the load then hit the road
Show me yer tits
Good times
:thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking:
Good luck to future historians understanding our culture
long man ep 1
Vegan lobster
oops
:thinking:
This ain't my first rodeo.
Seen this and had to share lol
How could i be mad after this?
This becomes more and more appropriate as time drags on...
Oh ok
E E
Your kid misbehaving? A barber in Atlanta believes he has a solution. He will publicly shame your misbehaving kid with an old man's haircut.
My wife is fat shaming me.
Buffy doesn't approve
Killin it with that CVS receipt
Police Department Shooting Range
The Card Reader Is Self Aware
It was horrible. Schools had to delay opening until 11am one day.
Is ocean biking even a thing ?
How to choose an OS
Man's wife wanted a picture of the moment their daughter was born