Every time I go anywhere
Just a trash raccoon doing trash raccoon things.
When you just sat down and someone calls your name
That would really suck.
Me every single time
Good website for study related problems
Mario life.
Quest added
Psst....
The Endless Cycle of Life
theAter
My wife says I need to grow up, but I couldn't stop laughing
Driving around town, and i see this.
Rember... !
The skill that I acquired
damn those chads are getting out of hand
Doctor Zoidberg's shoes.
Bad neighbourhood
A customer asked if he could show me a picture of his wife's 'pride and joy', and another of his 'kids.' This is what he pulled out of his wallet.
Nice ice breaker
I Think my dentist used to be bullied...
Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are
Well played Amber
I’m not feeling so good
Lightweights
Lotters....
Ayy baby, nice ass
A real strong female charater
That's my guy
I dont have a dog...
The good year
Filled Domicile
Learned a useless talent while visiting Orlando
Snoop dogg ain't even a dog
Shut the hell up Toby
Too edgy?
HE DID IT FOR THE MEMES!
bones
slick
We need to have a talk
Elon Musk
Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!
Z for Zucc
what a fascinating tale
Trolling the church
That time my town's entire police department remembered Mother's Day was coming up.
Buddy has a DUI check point in front of his house tonight
Pretty much sums up tv networks right now
Marketing truth bomb
Newcastle brown ale trolling Stella Artois perfectly
advice
Thotos, the mad TITans
I think my girlfriends professor makes super suits on the side.
Sticks and stones...
Two Men
Today was my last day at my current teaching job. A parent gave me this when they picked up their child.
Deadpool and Cable
My Godson's apology note...
Well, thats my daughters toy going in the bin. Can't believe I didn't notice earlier.
RIP peepee
Yes, that's exactly what happened
A class of students were required to pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter. This is what one student handed in.
Why is this a default setting, no one wants that
one small step for man...
Floor will never let you down
18 years of bad luck.
A fish wish
yes it is
One of the worst trade deals
What a romanric finding.
If you use Google Maps to look at Windsor Castle, the Street View person-icon turns into the Queen
Augh
So my Boring Company "Terms and Conditions" came in for my flame thrower...
a win all round
Bored walking around Hobbycraft with my girlfriend and did the most British thing possible...She thought I was immature but I think I’m hilarious!
the seed is strong
Luanne's Diary
My mother is throwing a Star Wars themed divorce party
These women have seen some things..
I have cursed you
Tacos owes me one
3rd Gen is the best and your opinion is the wrong one.
US in a nutshell.
captain marvel
when you try to creepshot a celeb but leave the flash on
sauce its sauce
Respect - amazing transformation
They’re selling Dave Chappelle’s crackhead outfit at Banana Republic.
Can i have uuuuuhhhhhh peeless burger?
C&A
Hdlol
Einstein's & Grumpycat's forbidden lovechild
yes
Coolest doggo ever
Want you to know real me
How I became desensitized to everything
TIL that non-Americans are confused by garbage disposals
twitter twit
The Room in the office
When the effort you used to cheat would have been enough to study